Chords for Cardiacs - Jibber and Twitch rehearsal (From the DVD, SOME FAIRY TALES FROM THE ROTTEN SHED)

[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [A] _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ [Ab] _ [A] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[A] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Am] _ _ [F] _
_ [Ab] I'm [G] not [F] a good [Ab] speaker, I'm [Bb] misunderstood.
Could it [Ab] be my feelings, [Bb] that I can't [Ab] wait for a [Bm] moment?
[F] _ _ _ [Ab]
I'm [Bb] not a good speaker, _ [Ab] [A] I'm [D] misunderstood.
It will be good for [Bb] everyone, it will be good [G] for everyone.
I want a [Bb] lovely wife some day, I want a lovely [D] wife some day.
It will be nice for [Bb] everyone, it will be nice for [G] everyone.
I want a lovely [Bb] wife some day, I want a lovely wife some day.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Sit me [D] down and [E] thank you, thank you [C] for the first things [D] on my [E] mind.
My father [C] will hang silver bells [D] and [E] charcoal shells [C] and
a [Eb] pretty lace [Bb] on his [D] robe, make it a part of me.
_ Oh, [Bb] if you want my song to [D] be, I could tell [B] by my [Bb] general attitude.
_ [D] I only do what gets me to clap, [B] I'm not [Bb] allowed to cheer.
[Abm] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Am] _
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ That's all I [Ab] say, because [G] I'm not [F] what you think.
[Ab] What is [Bb] it _ _ [Ab] I'm [C] dreaming?
[F] Would you want me [C] away for a [G] [Bb] moment?
[F] It will be good [Ab] for everyone, it will be good [Bb] for everyone.
_ _ [Ab] _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] I _ [Bb] _ _
_ [G] want a [Bb] lovely wife some day, I want a [D] lovely wife some day.
It will be nice for [Bb] everyone, it will be nice [G] for everyone.
I want a [Bb] lovely wife some day, I want a [Dm] lovely wife some day. _
_ _ [G] _ Sit _ _ _
_ [C] me [Am] down and [E] thank you, thank you for [C] the first things on [D] my mind.
[E] My father [C] will hang silver [D] bells and [E] charcoal shells [C] and
a [Eb] pretty [Bb] lace on [Am] his robe, make it a [D] part of me.
Oh, if you [Bb] want my song to [D] be, I could tell [B] by my [Bb] general attitude.
[D] I only [Bb] do what [D] gets me to clap, [B] I'm not allowed to [Bb] cheer.
That's all [Am] I say, _ [D] because I'm _ [C] _ _
[G] _ [A] _ [D] _ [A] _ [Bb] _ [C] not [B] _
[G] _ [A] _ [D] _ [A] [D] what [C] _ _ [G] _
[A] [D] you [A] think.
[D] _ [Bb] _ [C] _ [B] _ [C] _
_ _ [D] _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
[E] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ [E] _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _
_ _ [B] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [B] _ [Bb] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _
[D] _ _ [B] [Bb] What is it my song?
_ [Dm] _ [Bb] _
_ [D] What's [B] [Bb] the fucking [D] song?
What's the fucking [Bb] _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [D] _
_ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ [B] _ [Bb] _ _ [D] _
_ [Bb] _ [D] song?
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Bb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[D] _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ [B] _ [Bb] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _ _ [B] _ [Bb] _
_ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _
[Ab] _ [Bm] I don't know.
[F] _ Something like [Ab] _ _
[Bb] that.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Am] I [Dm] did that.