Chords for Carlene Carter - I'm So Cool

_ _ [A] This is my favorite song.
It's called, They're Only Jealous Cause I'm So Cool. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] I'm a disco dolly, walk the floor four times, sit in the corner with twisted fly, and I'm with the boys at Square Enix, cause they got the bottles and I got the [Am] baffles. _
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_ _ _ dolly, _ walk the floor four times, sit in the corner with twisted fly, and I'm with the boys at Square Enix, cause they got the bottles and I got the baffles.
I'm so cool, I'm so cool.
I'm not right this minute, but I'm pretty funny. _
Oh, well, you know, bleep that one.
Anyway, I was walking down the street one day, minding my own business like I always do.
Here comes these two hideous women up to me, and they stared at me strangely.
I did have on sort of blue cowgirl boots, [Am] pink fox fur, you know, I mean, I did, one leg green, one leg white.
I didn't actually look [D] normal, [A] the pot's damn new.
You know, they had to say to me something stupid like, _ trick or [Am] treat, and it's nowhere near Halloween, do you understand me?
I mean, that's just jealous, if you know what I mean, because I'm so cool.
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Okay, eat your heart out. _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ Don't take me too serious. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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