Chords for Carney Man

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_ _ I wanna be the red one
_ _ _ _ I wanna squirt on [F] flowers, squirt it on leaves _ _ _ _
Like all [C] the bad guys _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ I wanna juggle [F] bullets in the [C] sun
_ [G] I wanna join the [Gm]
[F] sickle, _ sickle, sickle [C] stack _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'll sit and work the gate
Or I can guess your weight
I'll even sell the corn [F] dogs, I don't care
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_ [F] _ As [C] long as I am there
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ I'll hand out [F] baseballs at [C] the dunk tank
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I'll ride my funny [F] car
Laughing, woo, all the way [C] to the bank _ _ _ _ _ _
Cause I'm a condiment
_ _ I'm a condiment
I'm a condiment
_ I'm a condiment _ _ _ _ _ _
I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ wanna _ _
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ [C] _ _ [B] be _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ red nosed
I want some fly fish soup
I wanna squirt on [F] flowers, squirt it on you
_ _ _ [C] Like all the bad clowns do
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I wanna juggle [F] bowling spins in [C] the sun.
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I wanna join the [F] circus.
Circus?
[C] I don't know.
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I'll sit and work the gate.
Oh, I can't guess your weight.
I'll even sell the [F] corn dogs.
I don't care. _
_ As [C] long as I am there. _
_ _ _ [G] I'll hand out [F] baseballs at [C] the dunk tank.
[G] I'll ride my pony [F] tail at the fair.
All the [C] way to the bank. _ _ _
_ _ Cause I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
Well, I'm a Connie man. _ _ _ _ _ _
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Well, human cannonball. _ _ _
Well, if I am there, the trap [F] means I can't fly.
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_ [F] Oh, [C] then I'm gonna die.
_ You just gotta get high.
_ [G] I am a Connie worker.
[F] I make [C] two bucks [G] _ every hour.
Try [F] to find out.
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_ _ Cause I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
I'm a Connie man.
He's a Connie man.
Well, I'm a Connie hick.
I had a herd of hedgehogs.
They eat a corn dog, I can tell.
They eat a corn dog, I can tell.
I'm a Connie man.
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