Carrot Juice is Murder Chords by Arrogant Worms

[E] _ _ _ _ [A] Listen [E] up, brothers [F#m] and sisters, [D] come hear my [A] desperate tale.
I speak of [E] our friends [F#m] of nature [Bm] trapped [E] in the dirt like [A] a jail. _ _ _
[E] Vegetables live [F#m] in oppression, _ [D] served on our tables [A] each night.
This killing [E] of veggies [F#m] is madness, [D] I [E] say we take up [A] the fight.
[E] _ _
Salads are only [A] for _ [E]
murderers, _ Klobuchar's a fascist [A] regime.
_ [E] Don't think that they don't [A] have feelings, [D] just cause a radish [E] can't scream. _ _ _
[A] I've heard [E] the screams of [F#m] the vegetables, [E] _ _ _
[D] watching their skins [E]
being peeled. _ _ _ _
[A] With it and steam with no mercy.
_ [E] _ _
[D] How do [E] you think [A] that feels? _ _ _ _
_ Carrot [E] juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder. _ _ _
[D] _ Greenhouse is prison [E] for slaves. _ _ _
[A] It's time to stop all [F#m] this gardening.
_ [Bm] _ _
Let's call [E] a spanky [A] to spank.
It's a spanky, it's a spanky, it's a spanky.
I saw [E] _ a man [F#m] eating celery, [Bm] so I [E] beat him [A] black and blue.
If he [E] ever touches [B] a sprout [D] again, I'll [E] bite him clean [A] in two.
_ I'm [E] a politic [F#m] of prisoner, [D] trapped in a _ [A] windowless cage.
Cause I stopped [E] the slaughter of [F#m] hernias [D] by killing [E] five men [A] in a raid. _
[E] I told the judge when [A] he sentenced [E] me, this is my _ finest hour. _
I'd kill those farmers [A]
again, [D] just to save [E] one more _ cauliflower. _ _
_ _ [A] _ I've heard the [E] screams of the [F#m] vegetables, [E] _
_ _ _ [Bm] watching their skins [E] being peeled. _
_ _ [A] With it and steam with [F#m] no mercy. _
_ _ _ [D] How [E] do you think [A] that feels? _
_ _ _ _ Carrot juice constitutes [F#m] _ murder.
_ _ _ [D] _ Greenhouse is prison [E] for slaves. _
_ _ It's [A] time to stop all [F#m] this gardening.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ Let's [E] call a [A] spanky to spank.
It's a spank, [Bm] it's a spank, it's a spank.
How low as people [F#m] do we dare to [D] stoop?
Making young [A] broccolis bleed in the soup.
[Bm] _ Untie your beans, _ [F#m] uncage your tomato.
[D] Let potted plants free, _ [E] don't mash that _ potato.
[Bm] Woah, _ [E]
woah, woah, woah, [Bm] woah, woah, woah, woah. _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ I've heard the screams of [F#m] the vegetables,
_ [C#m] _
_ _ [D] watching [Bm] their [E] skins being peeled.
With _
_ _ [A] it [E] and steam with [F#m] no mercy. _
_ _ [D] How [Em] do you [A] think that feels?
Leave them out in the fields
Coward Jews [E] _ constitutes [F#m] murder _ [A] V8's [D] genocide
Greenhouses, [Bm] prisons [E] for slaves
Yes, you're compost [A] a dream
It's time to stop all [F#m] this gardening
Take up _ [D] macrame
Let's call [E] this fake [A] eaters spade
Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is _ a spade, is a _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ spade _ _ _
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Power to the peas! _ _
Give peas [A] a chance
_ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Is [A] give peas a _ [Bm] chance? _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, _ _ I'm a stupid jerk _ _ _ _