Chords for CARTER USM BEAT UP PHILLIP SCHOFIELD AT SMASH HITS PARTY.

_ Now if you've got, and this [G#] was said by the next group themselves, bad [D] teeth, naff shoes,
a [G#m] really weird hairdo and your own very individual style, you too can be a pop star.
Don't believe me?
Well if you look over here, and we're glad to [G] have them, it's Cutter.
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Yeah, the [E] reporter said, _ [F#] loved you to death [E] after the wash.
_ It's in the [F#] open university, [E] it blows down your head.
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[F#] He'd watch cockles [Em] for his magic tricks. _ _
[F#] Glasses, bottles, [Em] bottles, filtered sips.
John [F#] play a special number [E] six, six, six, [G] six.
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_ [Em] She's from a family [G] farm.
He's spiked me, [Em] taken, [G] twisted turns to give ya [E] French [Em] kisses.
_ _ _ [G] Burns.
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[E] She had a skin full and she [Em] couldn't spa.
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[D] Black people [Em] in a china shop.
[G] Men are looking, [E] social workers, the [Em] girl is in a cop [C] _
somehow.
Should've let you back to life [G] again now.
_ _ [Em] Far, far, far, far, [G] far, far, far, far, [F#] far, _ [Em] far, far, far, [G] far, far, [C#] far, far, [Em] _ _ _ [G] far, far.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] Black [F#m] eye, with black [Em] eye, the six is for two [G]-two.
Fractured [F#m] up a heart [E] like a housework for home [G] treat.
And nothing [F#m] but a home treat, [Em] nothing but a home treat, [G] nothing [F#m] but a home [Em] treat.
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[G] waiting and saving access _ _
[F#] goodbye
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Blimey [G] that was original after the watershed from [Gm] Jim Bob and the fruit bat pushing back
the frontiers of music [D#] otherwise known as cartoon I think they're still smashing that
at the back somewhere now not only
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_ _ _ _ down in the dungeon of disgrace but also the winner of the worst [G#] female in pop who could
it be we wonder _ _