Cell Block Tango Chords by Catherine Zeta-Jones, Susan Misner, Deidre Goodwin, Denise Faye, Ekaterina Chtchelkanova, Mýa Harrison, Taye Diggs

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_ _ _ _ _ Six. _
_ _ Squish.
_ Uh-uh. _
_ _ Sizzle.
_ _ Oh, shit. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Sizzle.
And now, the six merry murderesses
of the Cook County jail
in their rendition of The Cell Doctane. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Squish. _
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_ _ _ Squish. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Uh-uh.
[D#] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [C#] _ [Cm] _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] He had it coming, [C] he [F] had it coming, [C] he [F] only had himself to blame.
_ [A#] If you'd have been there, if [A#m] you'd have seen it, [C#] I betcha you [C] wouldn't have done [Fm] the same.
He had _ [G] _ [C] it coming, [Fm] _ he had [G] _ [C] it coming, _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
[F] _ _ he only had _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
[A#m] himself to blame.
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_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ If you'd have been [A#m] there, if you'd have seen it, [C#] I betcha you wouldn't have done the [C] _
_ [F] _ same. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [G] He _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] had it coming, [Fm] he had it [F] coming, [Fm] he only [F] had himself to blame.
If [A#] you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I [C#] betcha you [E] would have done [Fm] the same.
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_ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C]
He [Dm] had it coming, he [C#m] _ [F] had it _ coming, he only [A] had himself to blame.
He had it [A#] coming, _ _ _ [A#m] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [C] he [F] had it coming, he only had himself [C] to blame.
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[G#] If [A#] you'd have been there, _ _ [A#m] if you'd have heard it, _ [C#] I betcha you wouldn't have done the same.
[A#] _ [C] _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ He had _ _
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it _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ coming, [C#] he [A#m] had it coming, [A] he [F#] only had _ _ himself to blame.
He had [B] it coming, he had [Bm] it coming, he only had himself to blame.
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_ _ _ [F#] [B] If you'd have been there, if [Bm] you'd have seen it, I [F#] betcha you wouldn't have done the same.
He [C#] had [F#] it coming, [D#m] _ [F#] _ _ _
he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
_ _ If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, _ [B] _ I betcha you wouldn't have done _ [D] _
_ _ the same.
If _ _ you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I [F#m] _ _ [C#] _ [F#] betcha you wouldn't have done the _ _ _ _ same.
Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, _ not guilty.
[C#m] _ He had [F#] it coming.
_ _ _ My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled [C#] around with [F#] us.
Now for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row.
One, two, three, four, [F#m] five, splits, spread eagles, [B] backflips, flip flops, one right after [Bm] the other.
[G#] So this one [B] night before the show, we're down at the Hotel Cicero, the [G#] three of [D] us boozing, [C#] having a few [C#m] laughs.
[F#] And we run out of ice, so I go out [F#m] to get some.
I come [F#] back, open the door, _ [F#m] and [F#] there's Veronica and Charlie doing [F#m] number 17, [C#] _ [F#] the spread eagle.
_ [D] _ _ [N] Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
_ [F] They had it coming, they had it coming, _ they had it coming, they had it all along.
_ [A#] I didn't do it, _ [A#m] but if I'd done [A#] it, [C#] how could you tell [C] me that [F] I was [C#] wrong?
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[C#] They had it coming, they had it coming, _ [F#] they had it coming, they had it all along. _
I [B] didn't do it, [Bm] but if I'd done it, [D] how could you tell [C#] me that [A] I was wrong?
_ [F#] I loved Al Lipschitz more than I could possibly say.
[F#m] [F#] He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter.
[F#m] But he was always trying to [F#] find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way, [F#m] he found Ruth, [B] _ Gladys, _ Rosemary, and [Bm] Irvings.
I guess you could say we broke up because of [D] artistic differences.
[C#] [F#m] He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead.
[D] I'm a [C] dirty bum, [G] [Cm] I'm _ [C#] a dirty bum, I'm [C#m] a _ [C#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ _ dirty bum, [F#] I'm a dirty bum, I'm a dirty bum, I'm a dirty bum.
I [B] didn't do it, but if I'd done it, _
[Bm] _ _ how [D] could you tell [C#] me _
[F#m] _ that I was wrong?
[D] [G] They had it coming, they had it coming, they had it coming, they had it all along.
We only had it, only so I could _ _ let [C] them in.
[Cm] And if you're listening, and you're listening, and you're listening, I [D#] can _ [D] _
tell you.
You pop [G] that gum one more time.
Ten times.
_ Number 17, the spread eagle.
Artistic differences.
Gum.
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_ _ Squish.
_ Uh-uh.
_ _ Cicero. _ _ _
Lipschitz.
[G#m] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _