Chords for Chain Smokin, Hard Drinkin, Woman

[G] _ _ _ This is a song I wrote about me. _
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This is a true story.
[G] _ _ [D] I _ _ _ was _ _ _ _ _ _ a little girl.
I loved the blues.
So when I was growing up, I was singing them tunes.
When I got old, I told them my plan.
I said, you can't sing no blues, cause you ain't no man.
I said, what's that got to do with it?
I am no man.
_ But I can sing the blues, just as good as one can, [B] cause I'm a_
_train
[D] smoking, _ hard drinking woman. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I was playing the blues.
_ I was singing the blues. _
_ _ _ I wrote a couple of songs.
Shit, I told them the blues.
When they had me wild, they were my shoes.
[B] I'm a_
_train
[C] smoking, _
[G] hard [D] drinking woman. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ This is my job.
I'm drunk at work.
She got her tux now.
My boo boo's getting hurt.
_ Now I can make it work. _
_ _ _ _ Me is in love to make the blues play.
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I'm [B] a_
_ _train
smoking, [E] hard [Eb] [D] drinking woman.
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_ _ Well, we told you. _