Chords for Charlie Walker - Don't Squeeze My Sharmon

_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
Did you hear what happened _ last Saturday [A] night? _
While dancing [B] and drinking, _ _ we all got [E] half-tied. _
This sweet thing named Charmin _ was dancing [A] with me.
Went up, jumped [E] her boyfriend, _
[B] and he hollered [E] at me. _
Please don't squeeze my Charmin, _ don't hold her [A] so tight. _
You'd best keep [B] my warning, _ it's my last [E] one tonight. _
She's soft and she's gentle, _ and sweet as [A] can be.
And Charmin [E] be squeezing, _
[B] and leave [E] back to me. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ Along about midnight, [C] _ I was feeling [Bb] no pain.
_ And me and [C] Miss Charmin _ were dancing [F]
again.
_ Then Hank and Big Harlan _ got into [Bb] a fight.
I heard [F] someone holler, _ [C] as out went [F] the light.
_ Please don't squeeze my Charmin, _ don't hold her [Bb] so tight.
_ You'd best keep [C] my warning, _ it's my last one [F]
tonight.
_ She's soft and she's gentle, _ and sweet as [Bb] can be.
And Charmin [F] be squeezing, _ _ [C] and leave back [F] to me.
_ [Bb] And Charmin [F] be squeezing, _ _ [C] and leave back [F] to me. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _