Chords for Charmaine

_ _ The [Ab] first day I saw her was at the train station
[Gb] She was half black, half [Ab] Caucasian
At first, yo, I thought [Fm] she was Asian
But as I get [Gb] a bit closer, her [Bb] origin is blatant
The [Ab] best of both worlds, caramel [Fm] complexion
I swear when she smiled, [Bb] I almost got an erection
[Ab] Piercing green eyes that [Gb] shine like emeralds
Once she gave me the wink, could only [Ab] think with my genitals
She told me her name as soon [Fm] as I approached her
[Gb] It's Charmaine, Charmaine de la Rosa
I say, [Ab] is that Spanish?
She says, yeah, I say kosher
[Gb] Whole time imagining what it'd be like to do so
[Fm] Train pulls up and we get on it together
Duration [Gb] of the journey, get to know each other better
We [Ab] exchange numbers and agree to [Gb] meet afterwards
She blows me a kiss and with [Bbm] that, part
[Ab] Young girl, [Fm] get out of my mind, [Bbm] I love [Fm] you, it's [Ab] way [Gb] out of [Bb] line
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Bb] One [Ab] week, a twenty pound phone [Fm] credit later
I don't just wanna use this girl, now I [Bb] wanna date her
She's got a [Ab] great personality and sense of humour
[C] Next time we meet, it just can't come any sooner
We arrange to [Cm] go out for a drink at a bar
She's already there, [Bbm] we're not arriving, she looks the part
Even what's [Ab] stunning I remember, bucket [Gb] drop dip gorgeous
Her arse is tight and her breasts are [Bb] bloody enormous
[Ab] Hand in hand, we walk over [Fm] to the dorm and he's got a big [Gb] shiny head
So he looks like George Foreman, he [Ab] lets her through and [Fm] asks me for ID
I'm like, what the [Gb] hell you talking about man, I'm [Bb] nineteen
And with my [Ab] driver's license signed, he [F] lets me in
Then I [Gb] trip over a step, how [Bb] embarrassing
Charmaine [Ab] wants to see Oprah, pretends [Gb] not to see
I feel like a fool, she just [Bb] thinks I'm sweet
[Ab] Young girl, get [Gb] out of my mind, [Bbm] I love you, [Fm] it's way [Gb] out of [Bbm] line
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Fm] _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Bb] The [Ab] night goes a lot smoother than [Fm] planned
Apart from the little hiccup at the start, it's all gone [Bb] grand
When other guys [Ab] try shirts, she shows me the [Fm] hat
Turns down [C] to be dancing, I'm her [Bb] man
We get a cab back [Ab] to my place, where we get [Fm] it on
I take off [Bbm] my shirt, she strips right down to [Bb] the thong
I marvel at [Ab] her body, voluptuous [Gb] curves
She's a real woman, no doubt about [Bb] it, her confidence [Ab] is sky [F] high
She's the one who's got me on [Gb] my back, she's saying baby this [Bb] is your night
I'm [Ab] like, alright, [F] it's worth a go I suppose
So we [Gb] switch roles and she takes full [Bb] control
She starts [Ab] slow, [F] grinding me softly
Whilst [Gb] kissing, yeah she's doing me [Bb] properly
That's when I [Ab] start thinking man, this girl's [Gb] gotta be
From out of this world or something because she's [Bb] shocking me
Never [Ab] felt like this before, this was more [Fm] than sex
Sex [Gb] was something that you had with [Bb] skits
Something the [Ab] next day you [F] regret
With a girl [Gb] you wish you'd never [Bb] met
Nah, no [Ab] way man, this had to be [Fm] luck
I couldn't believe I was [Gb] saying it, but that's what it [Bb] was
Like a leaf in [Ab] the autumn, I had [Gb] fallen
After that nothing else seemed [Bb] important
[Ab] Young girl, [Fm] get out of my [Bbm] mind
I love you, [Fm] this [Ab] way, I [Gb] love [Bb] love
[Ab] Young girl, [Fm] get out [Gb] of my mind
I love you, [Fm] this [Ab] way, I [Gb] love love
So [Bbm] now it's time to hear my [Ab] predicament, my catch-22
I loved [F] this girl but now I have to cut [Bbm] her loose
I was talking to one [Ab] of my boys the very next [Fm] day
And I told him [Gb] all about me and [Bbm] Charmaine
He looks [Ab] at me in a very strange [Fm] way
And asks me if [Gb] De La Rosa is her [Bbm] surname
If she's mixed race and her eyes are [Eb] green
I say yeah, he