Chords for Chas and Dave-Give it to the girl next door

[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ give it to the girl next door give it to the girl next door
she goes in for luxury i don't want it no [C] sorry i don't want [F] it i told you [C#] so [D] before
[G] take it away take it away give it to the [C] girl next door give it to the girl next door
[F] give it to the girl next door [G] she goes in for luxury i don't want it no sorry [C] i don't want
I [F] told [D] you so before.
[G] Take it away, take it away and give it to the [C] girl next door.
[G] I don't want her, you can [C] have her, she's too fat for me.
[G] She's too fat for me.
[C] She's too fat for me.
[G] No, I don't want her, you can have [C] her, she's too fat for me.
[F] She's too fat, [G] she's [C] too fat, [G] she's [C] too fat for me.
[F] I don't want her, [C] you can [G] have her, I don't [B] want her, _ [C] _ [Dm] _ [D#m] _ [Em]
[F] I don't want her, [C] you can have her, [F] she's too fat, [G] she's [C] too fat, [G] she's [C] too fat for [G] me.
The other night I go to a ball and it calls it [D] Cinderella.
And upon my coat I wears a bat and hole and it calls me a [G] tidy fella.
Next to me comes old mother brown, pulling up my [C] railway [G] socks.
[Em] She says to [A] me, come and have another dance, cause it ain't quite for [D] the clock.
Oh, [G] off we go, round and round, but it's gonna be another [C] line now, [G] cause I've got no buttons on [A] me trousers [D] and the pins ain't [B] none too strong.
[C] Hurry [C#] up Mrs [G] Brown, I [E] feel you coming [A] down and it [D] won't take [G] none too long.
[C] Rolling down the world, [F] looking for the sunshine [D] that never [G] seems to come [C] my way.
_ _ Rolling down the world, [F] every little milestone [D] seems to look at me [G] and say, _ _ [C] bye bye rainy [E] day, bye bye snow.
[Am] _
No time to [G] waste, I must go.
[C] Rolling down the world, [F] looking for the sunshine [D] that never [G] seems to come [C] my way.
_ Rolling down the world, [F] looking for the sunshine [D] that never [G] seems to come [C] my way.
_ _ Rolling down the world, [F] every little milestone [D] seems to look at me [G] and say, _ _ [C] bye bye rainy [E] day, bye bye snow.
[Am] Got no time to [G] waste, I must go.
[C] Rolling down the world, [F] looking for the [D] sunshine that never [G] seems to come [C] my way.
_ [G] _
We are [N] the good old boys from old Virginia. _ _ _
Out in the cotton fields, _ the place where the cotton grows. _
We are the happiest _ _ _ in old _ Virginia. _
We sing them good old songs and play on our old banjo.
[C] _ I've sold my auntie's team [F] and all this family.
[G] And he don't come, I'll tickle his bum with a lump of [C] celery.
[F] Monster woo, what [D] shall I do?
_ [G] I've got those kind of [C] lime-ass Chinese [F] long-beak blues.
This [A#] funny feeling hangs [F] around me stealing.
[G] Oh won't you turn your sweet-eyes [C] over dude?
Oh [F] Mr.
Woo, he's got an aulty eye that flickers.
[A#] You ought to see it ruffle when his ironing lady flowers.
It's [F] Mr.
Woo, what [D] shall I do?
I've [B] got those kind of [C] lime-ass Chinese [F] long-beak [D] blues.
[E] _ [F#] _ [G] _ _
Margie, I'm always thinking [C] of you _ Margie.
I tell the world I [G] love you, don't forget [E] your promise to me.
_ [A] I have [C#m] bought [D] a [C] home and [Bm] been everything [G] for Margie.
_ You are my inspiration, [C] days are never [B] blue.
_ After [G] all is said and done, you're [E] the only one [A] for Margie.