Chords for Cheech and Chong / Chong's Career Plans
Tempo:
99.25 bpm
Chords used:
B
Ab
Bm
Bb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Man, that smells like gasoline.
That's not a coolant man.
Come on, let's blow this.
[Bb]
[B] [Bm] [F]
Hey, relax folks, I got it.
Come on, slow down man.
Hey, hold it man.
You're supposed to be a low rider man, we're supposed to be cruising [B] man.
We'll get back and [Ab] cruise this.
You're [Bm] driving like an idiot man.
I just can't get used to this automatic man.
Yeah, well they are [B] complicated aren't they? Yeah.
Remember, D is that way.
That way?
[C]
Hey, relax homie.
[Ab] Relax, yeah.
[B] Yeah, I better relax.
Oh, shit man, I'm going to be late for work again.
Yeah, this is the fifth time I've been late this week, it's only Tuesday man.
Why don't you quit that lame job man?
[Ab] Hey man, I wish I could man.
Instead if I quit man, the whole place would fall apart without me.
I'm needed there man.
[A] Responsibility is a heavy responsibility man.
Hey, I got it, why [B] don't you get a job man?
Hey, I'm serious man, I had a job for over six weeks now man.
Listen [F] man, I already got a job.
Yeah, [Dbm] what's your job man, rolling dope?
Yeah, at least [Bm] steady work man.
Something you're good at man.
[Dbm] Hey, I'm serious man, you're supposed to be selling that dope, not smoking it man.
We haven't even paid for it yet.
[B] I'm selling it.
Yeah, you're selling it man.
Hey listen, I sold two lids last night, how's that?
Oh yeah?
Alright homie.
Who'd you sell them to?
Me.
Oh man, [Bb] shit [B] man, we're going to starve to death man.
Well, that was me man, I'm a good customer.
Oh man, God, dog shit.
No, I did man, [G] I got a thing, you know what [Ab] I'm going to do?
What?
I figured it this way, dope's going to be legal for you.
Yeah?
Then, like, then [B] I'll be, you know, it'd be a legitimate job.
All these other dudes, you know, they aren't ready for it, they don't know how to do it, see?
Then I'm like, I'll have a job, man.
Yeah.
Talk about a [Ab] job, we'll have a job.
That's good [B] thinking man.
[N] If [Fm] you had another brain, it'd add [B] loneliness man.
God, it smells in here.
It's all this gas.
No, it's me, I just cut one man.
Cocchino.
[Ab] Oh, Foxy Mama.
[Bb] Oh man, you're sick man.
What are you talking about man?
[D] Who you looking at?
[Ab] [B]
Don't look at me, look at her.
No man, let's go over there, let's go find [Bb] she is.
Hey baby!
Hey [B] baby, come on, don't be [Bm] stuck up.
Come on, I'll clear up a place for you to sit down.
[B]
[Bm]
[A] Uh oh man, be cool.
[B] What's the matter?
We got company.
Don't turn around.
Just look straight ahead.
[Ab]
[A]
[Ab]
Yeah.
You got a light man?
Huh?
[N] Oh, yeah.
Hey, I don't think you better light it in here man.
Why?
All these gas fumes man.
Oh man.
I don't know.
[B]
What a flash, huh?
I told you not to light that in here.
Come on, let's get [Ab] out of here before the cops come back.
Jesus Christ, look [A] at her.
That's not a coolant man.
Come on, let's blow this.
[Bb]
[B] [Bm] [F]
Hey, relax folks, I got it.
Come on, slow down man.
Hey, hold it man.
You're supposed to be a low rider man, we're supposed to be cruising [B] man.
We'll get back and [Ab] cruise this.
You're [Bm] driving like an idiot man.
I just can't get used to this automatic man.
Yeah, well they are [B] complicated aren't they? Yeah.
Remember, D is that way.
That way?
[C]
Hey, relax homie.
[Ab] Relax, yeah.
[B] Yeah, I better relax.
Oh, shit man, I'm going to be late for work again.
Yeah, this is the fifth time I've been late this week, it's only Tuesday man.
Why don't you quit that lame job man?
[Ab] Hey man, I wish I could man.
Instead if I quit man, the whole place would fall apart without me.
I'm needed there man.
[A] Responsibility is a heavy responsibility man.
Hey, I got it, why [B] don't you get a job man?
Hey, I'm serious man, I had a job for over six weeks now man.
Listen [F] man, I already got a job.
Yeah, [Dbm] what's your job man, rolling dope?
Yeah, at least [Bm] steady work man.
Something you're good at man.
[Dbm] Hey, I'm serious man, you're supposed to be selling that dope, not smoking it man.
We haven't even paid for it yet.
[B] I'm selling it.
Yeah, you're selling it man.
Hey listen, I sold two lids last night, how's that?
Oh yeah?
Alright homie.
Who'd you sell them to?
Me.
Oh man, [Bb] shit [B] man, we're going to starve to death man.
Well, that was me man, I'm a good customer.
Oh man, God, dog shit.
No, I did man, [G] I got a thing, you know what [Ab] I'm going to do?
What?
I figured it this way, dope's going to be legal for you.
Yeah?
Then, like, then [B] I'll be, you know, it'd be a legitimate job.
All these other dudes, you know, they aren't ready for it, they don't know how to do it, see?
Then I'm like, I'll have a job, man.
Yeah.
Talk about a [Ab] job, we'll have a job.
That's good [B] thinking man.
[N] If [Fm] you had another brain, it'd add [B] loneliness man.
God, it smells in here.
It's all this gas.
No, it's me, I just cut one man.
Cocchino.
[Ab] Oh, Foxy Mama.
[Bb] Oh man, you're sick man.
What are you talking about man?
[D] Who you looking at?
[Ab] [B]
Don't look at me, look at her.
No man, let's go over there, let's go find [Bb] she is.
Hey baby!
Hey [B] baby, come on, don't be [Bm] stuck up.
Come on, I'll clear up a place for you to sit down.
[B]
[Bm]
[A] Uh oh man, be cool.
[B] What's the matter?
We got company.
Don't turn around.
Just look straight ahead.
[Ab]
[A]
[Ab]
Yeah.
You got a light man?
Huh?
[N] Oh, yeah.
Hey, I don't think you better light it in here man.
Why?
All these gas fumes man.
Oh man.
I don't know.
[B]
What a flash, huh?
I told you not to light that in here.
Come on, let's get [Ab] out of here before the cops come back.
Jesus Christ, look [A] at her.
Key:
B
Ab
Bm
Bb
A
B
Ab
Bm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Man, that smells like gasoline.
That's not a coolant man.
Come on, let's blow this.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F] _
_ Hey, relax folks, I got it.
Come on, slow down man.
Hey, hold it man.
You're supposed to be a low rider man, we're supposed to be cruising [B] man.
We'll get back and [Ab] cruise this.
You're [Bm] driving like an idiot man.
I just can't get used to this automatic man.
Yeah, well they are [B] complicated aren't they? Yeah. _
_ Remember, D is that way.
That way?
[C] _ _
Hey, relax homie.
[Ab] Relax, yeah.
[B] Yeah, I better relax.
Oh, shit man, I'm going to be late for work again.
Yeah, this is the fifth time I've been late this week, it's only Tuesday man.
Why don't you quit that lame job man?
[Ab] Hey man, I wish I could man.
Instead if I quit man, the whole place would fall apart without me.
I'm needed there man.
_ [A] Responsibility is a heavy responsibility man.
_ _ _ Hey, I got it, why [B] don't you get a job man?
_ Hey, I'm serious man, I had a job for over six weeks now man.
Listen [F] man, I already got a job.
Yeah, [Dbm] what's your job man, rolling dope?
_ Yeah, at least [Bm] steady work man.
Something you're good at man.
[Dbm] Hey, I'm serious man, you're supposed to be selling that dope, not smoking it man.
We haven't even paid for it yet.
[B] I'm selling it.
Yeah, you're selling it man.
Hey listen, I sold two lids last night, how's that?
Oh yeah?
_ Alright homie.
Who'd you sell them to?
Me.
_ Oh man, [Bb] shit [B] man, we're going to starve to death man.
Well, that was me man, I'm a good customer.
Oh man, God, dog shit.
No, I did man, [G] I got a thing, you know what [Ab] I'm going to do?
What?
I figured it this way, dope's going to be legal for you.
Yeah? _ _
Then, like, then [B] I'll be, you know, it'd be a legitimate job.
All these other dudes, you know, they aren't ready for it, they don't know how to do it, see?
Then I'm like, I'll have a job, man.
Yeah.
Talk about a [Ab] job, we'll have a job.
That's good [B] thinking man.
[N] _ If [Fm] you had another brain, it'd add [B] loneliness man. _
God, it smells in here.
It's all this gas.
No, it's me, I just cut one man.
_ Cocchino.
[Ab] _ Oh, Foxy Mama.
_ [Bb] Oh man, you're sick man.
What are you talking about man?
[D] Who you looking at?
[Ab] _ _ [B]
Don't look at me, look at her.
No man, let's go over there, let's go find [Bb] she is.
Hey baby!
Hey [B] baby, come on, don't be [Bm] stuck up.
Come on, I'll clear up a place for you to sit down.
[B] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] Uh oh man, be cool.
[B] What's the matter?
We got company.
Don't turn around.
Just look straight ahead.
_ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
Yeah.
You got a light man?
Huh?
[N] Oh, yeah.
Hey, I don't think you better light it in here man.
Why?
All these gas fumes man.
Oh man.
I don't know. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ What a flash, huh?
I told you not to light that _ in here. _
Come on, let's get [Ab] out of here before the cops come back.
Jesus Christ, look [A] at her. _
Man, that smells like gasoline.
That's not a coolant man.
Come on, let's blow this.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F] _
_ Hey, relax folks, I got it.
Come on, slow down man.
Hey, hold it man.
You're supposed to be a low rider man, we're supposed to be cruising [B] man.
We'll get back and [Ab] cruise this.
You're [Bm] driving like an idiot man.
I just can't get used to this automatic man.
Yeah, well they are [B] complicated aren't they? Yeah. _
_ Remember, D is that way.
That way?
[C] _ _
Hey, relax homie.
[Ab] Relax, yeah.
[B] Yeah, I better relax.
Oh, shit man, I'm going to be late for work again.
Yeah, this is the fifth time I've been late this week, it's only Tuesday man.
Why don't you quit that lame job man?
[Ab] Hey man, I wish I could man.
Instead if I quit man, the whole place would fall apart without me.
I'm needed there man.
_ [A] Responsibility is a heavy responsibility man.
_ _ _ Hey, I got it, why [B] don't you get a job man?
_ Hey, I'm serious man, I had a job for over six weeks now man.
Listen [F] man, I already got a job.
Yeah, [Dbm] what's your job man, rolling dope?
_ Yeah, at least [Bm] steady work man.
Something you're good at man.
[Dbm] Hey, I'm serious man, you're supposed to be selling that dope, not smoking it man.
We haven't even paid for it yet.
[B] I'm selling it.
Yeah, you're selling it man.
Hey listen, I sold two lids last night, how's that?
Oh yeah?
_ Alright homie.
Who'd you sell them to?
Me.
_ Oh man, [Bb] shit [B] man, we're going to starve to death man.
Well, that was me man, I'm a good customer.
Oh man, God, dog shit.
No, I did man, [G] I got a thing, you know what [Ab] I'm going to do?
What?
I figured it this way, dope's going to be legal for you.
Yeah? _ _
Then, like, then [B] I'll be, you know, it'd be a legitimate job.
All these other dudes, you know, they aren't ready for it, they don't know how to do it, see?
Then I'm like, I'll have a job, man.
Yeah.
Talk about a [Ab] job, we'll have a job.
That's good [B] thinking man.
[N] _ If [Fm] you had another brain, it'd add [B] loneliness man. _
God, it smells in here.
It's all this gas.
No, it's me, I just cut one man.
_ Cocchino.
[Ab] _ Oh, Foxy Mama.
_ [Bb] Oh man, you're sick man.
What are you talking about man?
[D] Who you looking at?
[Ab] _ _ [B]
Don't look at me, look at her.
No man, let's go over there, let's go find [Bb] she is.
Hey baby!
Hey [B] baby, come on, don't be [Bm] stuck up.
Come on, I'll clear up a place for you to sit down.
[B] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] Uh oh man, be cool.
[B] What's the matter?
We got company.
Don't turn around.
Just look straight ahead.
_ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
Yeah.
You got a light man?
Huh?
[N] Oh, yeah.
Hey, I don't think you better light it in here man.
Why?
All these gas fumes man.
Oh man.
I don't know. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ What a flash, huh?
I told you not to light that _ in here. _
Come on, let's get [Ab] out of here before the cops come back.
Jesus Christ, look [A] at her. _