Chords for Cheech and Chong: Earache my Eye

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My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to [A] live.
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But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve.
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My daddy he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes. _ _
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of [E] pantyhose. _ _ _
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My basketball coach he done kicked me off the [A] team.
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I'm wearing high heel sneakers and acting like a queen.
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The world's coming to an end I don't even [A] care.
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As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair.
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And it don't bother me if people think I'm [A] funny.
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Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of [E] money.
Money, money, money, money.
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_ _ In the [E] shopping center _ _ [Em]
I only know three chords.
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_ _ [Em] _ _ I feel small.
_ _ _ _ _ I said turn that thing ready for [N] school.
_ _ Hey, what are you trying to do _ dude man?
I just bought it.
I don't want you just bought you get your fanny perpendicular and get ready for school.
I'm not going to school.
What do you mean you're not going to school?
Just what I said I'm not going to school.
And why not?
Because I'm sick that's why not.
Sick?
You're sick alright.
What's wrong with you now Prince Charming?
I got an earache.
Earache my eye.
How would you like a butt ache?
Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room.
It looks like a pigsty.
You hear me?
_ Alright that's enough.
That's enough.
You pushed me far enough young man.
You're getting punished.
Now stand up.
No.
[D] I said stand up.
I let go of my hair man.
[C] Now young man I have talked to you and talked to you and talked to you
until I'm blue in the face and I'm done talking to you.
Good.
Does that mean you're done spitting on me too?
Shut up.
I'm not done talking to you.
Now turn around and bend over.
What are you going to do you pervert?
Pervert?
Why you snotty_
[G#m] _ [C#] Oh shut up.
I haven't [N] even touched you yet.
Now I want you to know this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.
_ Oh wow.
That didn't even hurt.
Oh yeah?
_ Oh wow.
What are you trying to do?
Tickle me?
Tickle you?
Yeah I'll tickle you.
Oh that tickles huh?
How about another tickle?
Come on laugh it off funny boy. _
Alright now you're going to do what I tell you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to talk back to me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean no.
No.
No.
No.
Alright.
Now you get your clothes on and get your little butt ready for school.
Right now.
Do you understand? Yeah.
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