Chords for Cheech & Chong (Car Scene Skit) Hard Rock Casino, Van. BC. 3/24/2018
Tempo:
87.2 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
B
Eb
Cm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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Cabron, cabron, cabron.
puta.
Hey man.
Yeah, sure, man.
No, no, no, that's me, man.
Service, man.
man.
Holy shit.
puta.
Hey man.
Yeah, sure, man.
No, no, no, that's me, man.
Service, man.
man.
Holy shit.
100% ➙ 87BPM
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Cabron, cabron, cabron.
_ Puta, puta, puta, _ _ _ puta.
Puta machin. _ _
Hey man.
Hey, what?
Huh?
Hey, hey.
Hey, can you give me a ride, man?
Yeah, sure, man.
My fucking Uber hasn't showed up yet.
Yeah, yeah. _
No, no, no, that's me, man.
Except I'm not Uber.
We're a new service called Doober.
Doober.
_ Service, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ man.
You get a ride and a doobie, man.
I need both, man.
_ What you got?
Holy shit.
Whoa.
Fuck.
_ Who did all this shit to your car, [Em] man?
Oh, [Eb] no, that's me.
I customized it myself, [N] man.
See it?
I got my last five yards of light green shag carpet they had, man.
Yeah, man.
On the roof, on the floor,
backboard, back trees.
[G] _ It's like [B] being inside a giant pussy.
Yeah, [Cm] I've never thought of it like that.
It even smells like a pussy.
What?
[Db] Oh, no, that's me.
I work in front of Red [F] Lobster, man.
_ _ [N] I can't believe that, man.
_ _ _ [B] Well, anyways, man,
hey, [C] welcome [B] to [Em] Doober.
_ _ [G] What's this?
It's [N] a noob, man.
No, it looks like a toothpick, man.
[G] No, it's just rolled real tight.
It's an [C] introductory offer, man.
[Gb] No, it's a [Eb] toothpick, dude.
No, man, this [N] isn't true.
It's a toothpick.
_ It's in the other pocket, man.
I'm sorry, man.
[C] We were partying last night.
I'm [N] kidding.
_ That's my dad. _ _ _ _ _
All right, light it up.
Well, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. _
_ _ _ I feel like
sending this little guy to camp. _
_ _ I feel like you're gonna carry [G] around_
Oh, [C] damn, man.
[Gb] That's like a
noob on [Cm] steroids, man.
[Em] Damn.
_ [Eb] _ [B] Let's get this [N] party rolling.
_ _ _ You _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
wanna look at the road
for a minute? _ _ _
We're on the sidewalk, man.
[C] Oh, good, you stopped.
That's good.
Good.
Put on your flashlights, man.
There you go.
[E]
Damn, man, what was in this shit, man?
What was in this shit, man?
[C] _ [N] _ _
Everybody ask that question, man.
Man, that's really greasy, man.
Yeah, that's a K-Y Joey. _
I got a buddy in jail, man.
_ _ [C] Smuggled some dope in for me, you [Eb] know?
We got to [N] talking, and I forgot I had it.
_ _ So I smuggled it back out. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Man, this is getting numb, man.
Yeah, that's the preparation today. _
[Ab] Thumbs _ _ _ [N] above, man.
[E] I can't breathe, man.
[Cm] Really?
I think I'm gonna [G] pass [B] out, man.
[E] Goddamn, man.
What the [Ab] fuck was in this shit, man?
[F] Just [Ab] take a couple of [N] these.
Oh, fuck, don't take those.
_ _ [B] _ I [G] do this all the time.
I almost gave you all my acid.
_ _ Man.
Here, I'm [N] going a little
downer for you, man.
I only took them, man. _ _
[G] You said to take them,
so I took them, man.
What's gonna happen?
You ate [N] all my acid, man?
I never had no acid before.
What? _ _
_ _ This is gonna be really interesting. _ _
Maybe.
_ _ Maybe.
No, I'm [Em] serious.
[Cm] No one's ever done this much acid.
[Ab] Really?
[C] Not even Timothy Neary, [Gm] he's fucking dead.
What?
_ Goddamn, man.
[Eb] You just [C] gotta make it spiritual, man.
That way you got everything covered.
You [Db] got to [F] hold, man.
Come on.
[B] _ _ Come _ on.
Hold. _ _ _ _ _
Hold.
[Db] _ _ _ [B] _ Hold.
Hold. _ _ _ _ _
Hold.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[B] _ _ _ _ [N] Hold. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah.
Nice, isn't it?
Yeah.
_ Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I like acid, man.
I didn't know
it was gonna be [Bb] like this.
All the fucking [Cm] cops just pulled [Eb] up.
Yeah, what?
The cops? What?
_ [N] Hey, where my acid? _
_ [G] Hey, I [C] love you, man.
Wow, I don't [N] like you.
Hold.
_ _ _ Hey, keep on knocking, but you can't come in.
_ _ _ Rolling [Eb] down the river.
_ [G] _ Hold on. _ _ _
[N] _ What?
_ Where's my license?
It's on the bumper, man.
Back there.
_ _ _ Oh, my_
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
My driver's license.
_ I got a_
I'm sorry.
I thought it was something funny.
Yo mama.
_ _ _ What?
What's my name? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Is your old name a license, man?
_ Yeah, that's my_
What's his name?
Oh, all right.
I didn't give my son no name.
His _ name is Ralph, man.
_ Puta, puta, puta, _ _ _ puta.
Puta machin. _ _
Hey man.
Hey, what?
Huh?
Hey, hey.
Hey, can you give me a ride, man?
Yeah, sure, man.
My fucking Uber hasn't showed up yet.
Yeah, yeah. _
No, no, no, that's me, man.
Except I'm not Uber.
We're a new service called Doober.
Doober.
_ Service, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ man.
You get a ride and a doobie, man.
I need both, man.
_ What you got?
Holy shit.
Whoa.
Fuck.
_ Who did all this shit to your car, [Em] man?
Oh, [Eb] no, that's me.
I customized it myself, [N] man.
See it?
I got my last five yards of light green shag carpet they had, man.
Yeah, man.
On the roof, on the floor,
backboard, back trees.
[G] _ It's like [B] being inside a giant pussy.
Yeah, [Cm] I've never thought of it like that.
It even smells like a pussy.
What?
[Db] Oh, no, that's me.
I work in front of Red [F] Lobster, man.
_ _ [N] I can't believe that, man.
_ _ _ [B] Well, anyways, man,
hey, [C] welcome [B] to [Em] Doober.
_ _ [G] What's this?
It's [N] a noob, man.
No, it looks like a toothpick, man.
[G] No, it's just rolled real tight.
It's an [C] introductory offer, man.
[Gb] No, it's a [Eb] toothpick, dude.
No, man, this [N] isn't true.
It's a toothpick.
_ It's in the other pocket, man.
I'm sorry, man.
[C] We were partying last night.
I'm [N] kidding.
_ That's my dad. _ _ _ _ _
All right, light it up.
Well, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. _
_ _ _ I feel like
sending this little guy to camp. _
_ _ I feel like you're gonna carry [G] around_
Oh, [C] damn, man.
[Gb] That's like a
noob on [Cm] steroids, man.
[Em] Damn.
_ [Eb] _ [B] Let's get this [N] party rolling.
_ _ _ You _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
wanna look at the road
for a minute? _ _ _
We're on the sidewalk, man.
[C] Oh, good, you stopped.
That's good.
Good.
Put on your flashlights, man.
There you go.
[E]
Damn, man, what was in this shit, man?
What was in this shit, man?
[C] _ [N] _ _
Everybody ask that question, man.
Man, that's really greasy, man.
Yeah, that's a K-Y Joey. _
I got a buddy in jail, man.
_ _ [C] Smuggled some dope in for me, you [Eb] know?
We got to [N] talking, and I forgot I had it.
_ _ So I smuggled it back out. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Man, this is getting numb, man.
Yeah, that's the preparation today. _
[Ab] Thumbs _ _ _ [N] above, man.
[E] I can't breathe, man.
[Cm] Really?
I think I'm gonna [G] pass [B] out, man.
[E] Goddamn, man.
What the [Ab] fuck was in this shit, man?
[F] Just [Ab] take a couple of [N] these.
Oh, fuck, don't take those.
_ _ [B] _ I [G] do this all the time.
I almost gave you all my acid.
_ _ Man.
Here, I'm [N] going a little
downer for you, man.
I only took them, man. _ _
[G] You said to take them,
so I took them, man.
What's gonna happen?
You ate [N] all my acid, man?
I never had no acid before.
What? _ _
_ _ This is gonna be really interesting. _ _
Maybe.
_ _ Maybe.
No, I'm [Em] serious.
[Cm] No one's ever done this much acid.
[Ab] Really?
[C] Not even Timothy Neary, [Gm] he's fucking dead.
What?
_ Goddamn, man.
[Eb] You just [C] gotta make it spiritual, man.
That way you got everything covered.
You [Db] got to [F] hold, man.
Come on.
[B] _ _ Come _ on.
Hold. _ _ _ _ _
Hold.
[Db] _ _ _ [B] _ Hold.
Hold. _ _ _ _ _
Hold.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[B] _ _ _ _ [N] Hold. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah.
Nice, isn't it?
Yeah.
_ Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I like acid, man.
I didn't know
it was gonna be [Bb] like this.
All the fucking [Cm] cops just pulled [Eb] up.
Yeah, what?
The cops? What?
_ [N] Hey, where my acid? _
_ [G] Hey, I [C] love you, man.
Wow, I don't [N] like you.
Hold.
_ _ _ Hey, keep on knocking, but you can't come in.
_ _ _ Rolling [Eb] down the river.
_ [G] _ Hold on. _ _ _
[N] _ What?
_ Where's my license?
It's on the bumper, man.
Back there.
_ _ _ Oh, my_
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
My driver's license.
_ I got a_
I'm sorry.
I thought it was something funny.
Yo mama.
_ _ _ What?
What's my name? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Is your old name a license, man?
_ Yeah, that's my_
What's his name?
Oh, all right.
I didn't give my son no name.
His _ name is Ralph, man.