Chords for Cheech & Chongs Up in Smoke

_ _ I'm gonna get you, Spike.
You're gonna want to get out of here.
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_ _ [N] _ Hey man, how far you going, man?
Right here would be [D] fine, man.
You ain't no skater with a little speed, are you, man?
You got some speed, man?
[Bb] Huh?
Oh, speed?
[G] No, I ain't got no speed, man.
You know what I do got, though, man?
I got [A] a joint, man.
[Ab] Alright!
[B] Come on, light it up.
Let's get Chinese eyes, man.
[Eb] What kind of joint is this, man?
Oh, it's a heavy-duty joint, man.
It looks like a toothpick, man.
[Am] No, it's not a toothpick, man.
No, hey, it is a toothpick, man.
[Bb] Oh, man, it's just_
It is [A] a toothpick.
_ I must have got [C] it in the other pocket, man.
Hold on, man, I got the little shit right here, man.
_ _ _ Oh, that's my dick. _
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, there you go, man.
Light that sucker up, man.
Go to the moon.
Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Hey, man, you wanna get out and walk, man?
Hey, you wanna get high?
[N] This heavy-duty got wooden balls, man.
I got a joint here, man.
I've been saving for a special case.
That'll fire up.
Hey, I hope the drums don't mess up your upholstery.
[B] Nah, I'm in a band, too, man.
Oh, are you?
Yeah, I'm a lead singer, man.
Ah, that's hip.
We play [N] everything from, like, Santana to El Chicano, man.
You know, like, everything.
[Dm] Hey, I'm just a [A] little macho
And I don't work for nobody but you
I'm just a little macho
And I don't work for nobody but [Bb] you
When my temperature rise, I go for a dive
And then I say, guacamole, macho _ _
Guacamole, macho
_ _ _ [G] Hijo de [Bb] la chinga
Is that a joint, man?
_ I [Ebm] got that.
Looks like a quarter pounder, [N] man.
Let's play.
_ Hey, be careful with that jet, man.
Oh, is it heavy stuff, man?
Will it blow me away?
You better put your seatbelt on, man.
I'll tell you that much.
I've [C] been smoking since I was born, man.
I can smoke anything, man.
[E] You know, like I smoke that Michoacan, man.
[A] Acapulco, gold, man.
I even smoke that tight stick, you know.
Tight stick?
Yeah, you know, [N] that stuff is tight to a stick, you know.
Oh, tight stick.
Yeah, that ain't even do nothing to me, man.
I could probably smoke this whole joint, man,
and still walk away, man.
Wouldn't be no problem at all, man. _ _
_ _ [Bb] Choke, choke it up, man.
[G] Do _ nothing to me.
[N] Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it?
Hey, man.
What?
_ What?
_ Oh.
_ _ What's in this shit, [D] man? _ _
Mostly Maui wowie, man.
Yeah?
[C] But it's got some Labrador in it.
_ What's Labrador?
It's [A] dog shit.
What?
Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Had it on [N] the table, and the little motherfucker ate it, man.
Yeah?
So I had to follow him around [Gb] the little baggie for three days
before I got it back.
Really blew the dog's mind.
You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?
[C] Yeah, I know.
[G] What?
I've been in a [N] banana thing, and it's on.
All the little bags on the street.
Drunk to be the robin boot.
[C] Robbin, robbin.
Street, street, street.
Rock, [G] rock, rock and roll.
I think it's even better than [N] before, you know?
I wonder [Ebm] what great dame tastes like, man.
_ _ _ [C] Wow, man.
[Ab] _ That's some [F] heavy shit, man. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [B] Hey, man.
_ Am I driving okay?
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_ I think we're parked, man. _ _ _
_ [Eb] Goddamn, what was in that shit, man?
I never had no dope like that before in my life, man.
That's the heaviest shit I ever smoked, man.
I mean, I smoked [N] a lot of shit before, man.
But goddamn, man, that's heavy shit. _
You okay?
I can't breathe.
_ [B] What's the matter?
I can't breathe, man.
Well, just, well, here.
Hey, man.
Hey, I got something to [E] mail you out, man.
You're just freaking out.
[G] Here.
I [F] never smoked no shit like that before.
Take these, man.
[Gb] Take these.
This will mail you out.
What is this, man?
Let's take them.
_ _ [Eb] _ Oh.
Hey, hey, don't take those, man.
[G] _ _ What?
[N] I almost gave you that. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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