Chords for Chickens In Choppers

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Got a call from Angus [Dm] the steer, said your help is needed [Am] here.
Cows all cornered on the range, [Dm] and on the wind, a mighty change.
[Am] Colonel Sanders called us [Dm] together, said we gotta be birds [Am] of a feather.
The time has come to aid bovine [Em] and draw lines [Am]
for chicken kind. _ _ _ _ _ _
With a heavy heart I joined [Dm] the corps, brooded back to my front door.
[Am] My darling Penny did [B] implore, but I was sure [A] I was off to war.
[Am] Oh my love I will [Dm] return to your sweet wings and kind [Am] concern,
but first I gotta be a slaughter [Em] stopper.
A heroic [Am] chicken in chopper.
_ [A] We strap [Am] on our nuggets and [Dm] we load up our [G] choppers.
We're gonna stop those cows from [C] [G] becoming tasty whoppers.
[Am] Our wings miss [A] a beat as we [Dm] watch our brethren fall.
[D] Oh turns out we're chickens [Am] after all.
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_ _ _ _ We knew it wasn't [Dm] dignified, but to the woods we ran to [Am] hide.
Sanders cried, you cowards [A] all, we [Dm] cannot let the cattle fall.
[Am] But our nature we could not [Dm] deny, chickens run, they do not [Am] fly.
Then the bantam among us [Em] said, maybe those farmers just need [Am] to be fed. _
So we put our bird brains to the [Dm] job of how to sate the hangry [Am] mob.
Some bird suggested we go [Dm] ham and someone else said give them [Am] lamb.
In the end the way was [Dm] clear, it would take a nerd not a [Am] bombardier.
Our tactics had to be [Em] calorific and so the chickens got [Am] scientific.
_ We packaged our results [G] and we loaded up our choppers.
We had to [G] stop those cows [Am] from [D] becoming tasty whoppers.
We may show up late, [Dm] but we still answer the [D] call.
[G] Turns out we're [Am] chickens but with gall. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ We descended slowly from [Dm] the sky, the air smelling like the 4th of [Am] July.
And as we neared the enemy [Dm] line, our [Am] numbers swiftly did decline.
Some choppers fell, some [Dm] peeled away, hoping to crow at another [A] day.
Mine [Am] was the only [Bm] copter that made it, so I was there as the [C] farmers [Am] ate it.
We [F] may run, [C] we may hide, [G] we may fly [G] with our tails between our [C] thighs.
[F] But here we are [F] _ [C] with a _ treat, [Em] please enjoy this [Am] impossible meat.
_ _ _ _ _ _ We found our brass [A] nuggets when we [Dm] loaded up our choppers.
[G] We stopped a lot of cows [C] from becoming tasty whoppers.
[Am] The stakes were high, [Dm] but these cocks stopped the brawl.
[G] We're proud to be chickens [Am] after all.
_ [G] We're proud to be chickens _ [Am] _ _
after _ _ all. _ _
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