Tearjerker Chords by Chilly Gonzales, Jarvis Cocker

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_ _ [E] _ _ [Gm] _ You [Dm] are [Eb] such a jerk
_ You _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ are a tear _ _ [Gm] jerker _ _ _
_ _ _ You [Dm] don't [Eb] need a girlfriend
_ You _ _ _
_ _ [F] need a social _ [Gm] worker
_ _ She's _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] waiting [Eb] at the _ airport _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] You're in [Cm] your hotel _ room
With [Dm] _ _ _ [F] _
someone who [Gm] doesn't know you _ _ _ _ _ _
Everybody _ [Dm] always [Eb] knew _ _
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The game that [Gm] you were _ _ playing
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You [Dm] were [Eb] fooling no one _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] So we're glad that you [Gm] are _ paying _
But _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] still she's [Eb] gonna cry _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Yes, dude, [Dm] it's gonna [Cm] _ _ hurt _
But [Bb] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [F] you are a [Eb] tear _ _ jerker _
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You're such [D] a _ jerk _
A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ tear [Eb] _ _ _ _
jerker _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] You're such [D] a jerk _
_ _ These _ _ _ _
[G] _ surfaces [Cm] are shiny _
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Anything _ [Gm] wipes off them _ _ _ _ _ _
These [Dm] surfaces [Cm] are hard _ _
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[F] Nothing _ [Cm] seems to [Gm] mark _ them _ _ _ _ _ _
Breakfast [Dm] ends [Eb] at _ _ 10am
_ _ _ _ _ Do you think we could be through by then?
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ Cause [F] breakfast is _ [G] _ _ [Gm] inclusive
_ _ [G] Do _ _ _ _ _ [C] you think I'm _ [G] _
stupid? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ [Eb] _ I'm _ _ stupid
_ _ _ _ I'm _
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stupid
_ _ _ You _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ [Dm] are [Eb] such a jerk _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] You are a tear [C] _ _ jerker
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