Chords for Chinese Take-Away Blues

_ _ _ _ So now I'd like to play for you an excerpt from the musical version of Matt drunk
_ Song written by George Formby and William Shakespeare called Chinese takeaway blues _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
I'm Charlie woo _
[G] What can I do? _ _
I've got [A] them round about midnight Chinese [D] takeaway blues.
[A] I'm [D] Charlie woo.
I'm [G] telling you
_ [Dm] _ Twelve [A] o'clock in they come full of done an elephant's [D] bum standing balling in the queue round and round
They're reeling.
[G] I really do not like it [Dm] when they throw up on my ceiling.
Whoa [D] is room _
What can [G] I do?
_ I've got [A] them round about midnight Chinese [D] takeaway blues.
[A] I'm [D] Charlie woo _
What [G] can I do? _
I've got [A] them round about midnight Chinese takeaway [D] _ [A] blues.
I'm [D] Charlie woo.
I'm [G] telling you
_ [A] The pub shut in they struck falling down and throwing [D] up one night with a walk.
I give some _ lacerations
[G] Do a siri flick who [Dm] asked for chow mein with Alsatian?
Always [D] room
_ What [G] can I do?
_ I've [A] got them round about midnight Chinese [D] takeaway [E] blues.
I'm [D] Charlie woo
What [G] can I do?
_ I've [A] got them round about midnight Chinese [D] takeaway [A] blues.
I'm [D] Charlie woo.
I'm [G] telling you _
_ [D] [A] Full of lager in they stagger and the missus she looks daggers [D]
one blow took a poke smashed all my prone crackers
[G] Left in a hurry scalding [Dm] curry steaming round is number nine with soft noodles
_ I'm [D] Charlie woo
_ What [G] can I do?
I've got them [A] round about midnight [D] Chinese takeaway blues.
Come [A] on fingers.
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[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
[D] I'm Charlie woo
_ What [G] can I do?
_ _ [E] Got them round about midnight Chinese takeaway _ blues.
I'm [D] Charlie woo.
I'm [G] telling you _ _
[A] In their leathers and Doc Martin swearing shouting burping farting _
[D] One flick took the mic I said Charlie look [G] I've got your money
I think that's [Dm] funny and I don't give a peeking duck.
[D] I'm Charlie woo _
What can [G] I do?
Got [D] them [A] round about midnight Chinese takeaway round about midnight Chinese take not belong so finger round about midnight Chinese [D] takeaway blues
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