Crack Rock Steady Chords by Choking Victim

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_ _ I'm [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ going [Gm] _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ [Db] to be singing a song called,
[Ab] Today I did a download of them downloads,
Sang them up [Eb] high,
Let's kick out all these big games and have a good time.
[Ab] Hey!
Are you ready to stop?
[Db] The rotten new religions will kill us [Ab] all,
Gotta crack us today, are you ready?
[Eb] Living up for the Lord!
_ I'm cold, I'm getting [Db] bored,
10 o'clock, we're working for the fucking Lord.
[Eb] It don't matter, the colour of your skin,
Life long as you no scandalous, got me no sin.
You don't mind try, moving up in [Db] white,
I'm the smell, I got you over, lock your fucking [Eb] eyes.
Step back, keep your heart to the [Bb] check,
Here's the crown of the day, more than respect.
[Ab] Crack us today, are you ready to [B] stop?
[Db] The rotten new religions will kill [E] us all,
[Ab] Gotta crack us today, are you ready?
_ [Eb] Living up for the Lord!
Don't you know that Satan is the [Db] man,
So let's be very close, cause we got a little [Eb] plan.
[Ab] We're gonna have to execute so much important people,
[Eb] Gonna burn down all the churches, [G] and topple all the [Ab]
shemaghs.
See a flag, then I cross up, sit [B] down,
Grab [Db] a cup of beer, pop a hand, let's go to the fucking [Ab] town.
To the 40's I've been saying that,
I'm [Eb] number one, I [Bb] got plenty of dollars,
Don't forget [Ab] your choices, all's fair in spades.
Are you ready to [B] stop?
[Db] The rotten new religions will kill [Ab] us all,
Gotta crack us [Ab] today, are you ready?
[Eb] Living up [Ab] for the Lord!
_ Riot sound, police [Eb] come [Db] around,
Roll the bass and drum, we lock them [Ab] down.
Drop them off with the riff, sing in the stew.
[Eb] You be drinking hot liquor, made of poison goose.
[Ab] You're not coming in the [Eb] way of Billy,
I rise and [Db] hassle, you be kissing with a pork leg.
I lick the [Eb] asshole with a big whip,
On down the big grasshole.
Here we go, rock us today!
[Ab] Crack us today!
Are you [Db] ready to stop?
The rotten new religions will kill us [E] all,
[Ab] Gotta crack us today, are you ready?
[Eb] Living up for the [G] Lord!
Crack us [Ab] today!
Are you ready to stop?
[Db] The rotten new religions will kill [Ab] us all,
Gotta crack us today, are you ready?
[Eb] Now stop!
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[Ab] Crack us today!
Are [C] you ready to stop?
[Db] The rotten new religions will kill [Eb] us all,
Gotta crack us [Ab] today, are you ready?
[E] Now stop!
[F] _ _ [Ab] Crack us today!
Are you ready to [Db] stop?
The rotten new religions will [Ab] kill us all,
Gotta crack us today, are you ready?
[Eb] Now stop!
Stop!
Crack us today!
[Ab] Crack