Chords for Chris de Burgh - Patricia the Stripper LIVE

_ This is the place to be tonight.
All those [G] people at home are wishing they were here because tonight
[Ab] This is the [Eb] biggest party in South Africa
[Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And indeed it would be nice to carry on till dawn. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I think we should in that case after the [Eb] show.
I think we should carry on the party in her house
_ [N] Okay
_ Bring lots of wine and lots of casuvaga _ _
No doubt the boys and the band will show up later having investigated a place called Hillbrow _ _ _
_ Where [Ab] the word massage takes on a completely different meaning _ _ _ _
I'm not for that kind of carry on [C] you see after the show.
I'm going
[Dm] _ _ [F] out to dinner [A] with a gorgeous singer
[Dm] To a little place I found here in [D] Johannesburg
_ [Bb] Her name is Katrisha.
[Bbm] She calls [Ab] herself a loser [F] and the reason [D] isn't very hard to [Dm] see _
[D] She [F] says God made her a sinner just to keep [A] those
Bad men in her.
[Dm] As they tumble down in heaps [Fm] before the people _
[D] _ [Bb] They hang around [F] in groups like [Db] battle-weary [Ab] troops.
[F] Women often see them queue right [Dm] down the street
[Bb] You see Patricia, oh delicious, not [A] only is she a singer
_ _ [Dm] _
She _ _ _ _ _ also [Bm] removes [G] all her clothing
_ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] For [Bb] Patricia
_ Is [C] the best stripper [F] in town
_ _ _ [C]
And with [Fm] a swing of her hips
[D] She started to strip
[Gm] Built up in the slam bars
[C] She took up her drawers
[F] And with a lick of her lips
[D] She unlit all the clips
[Gm] Blowed it all in the air
[G] And everybody [C] said
And [Bb] as the last piece of clothing
[A] They hurled it up
The [Fm] police walked back in the [D] door
And _ [Gm] started in [C] In 1924 [Cm] She's forever
[Fm] _ [Bb] Let's get up and [C] dance, come on
_ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
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[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] I'd like to meet the lady who can fit [Ab] that brazier
_ But, _
_ _ [C] [F] poor Patricia
Was arrested [A] and everyone detested
[D] The awful manner in [Dm] which she was exposed
[Dm] _ _ [Bb] Later on he caught one [Db] Everybody thought
[F] A summer run [D] in jail would be [Gm] the post _
[C] _ [Bb] But the judge said, _ Patricia
[A] Oh may I say Delicious _
[D] The dreadful facts
Of this sordid
Yet somehow strangely appealing case
[G] _
Are upstairs in my bedroom
_ [B] _ You shall [N] come up there with me my dear
We shall write a book together
And send it to the Sunday Times
They'll print anything
_ [G] And then we will go and live in Tahiti
[Eb] _
Case dismissed [Bb] This girl
[D] Wasn't a whore
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [C]
I'm with
[F] A skin on the wrist
[Dm] And a [Bb] script
Through [Gm] the limbs of that rose
[C] She choked off that rose
[F] And with a lick of her lips
She ended [D] up a bitch
[Gm] With all _ _ [C] _ _ _
[Bb] her teeth
The _ [A] _ police [F] _ were getting out [D] the door _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ One more [D] time [Gm] I'm _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [F] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ With
[Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ A
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_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [N] _