Chords for Chris Hemsworth

She told me she don't love me, don't love me anymore
_ Told me that the [A] sparks gone, she told me that she's bored
But tell me what the [F] hell, girl, am I supposed to do?
When you don't [G] give a damn, girl, I'm stuck here loving you
You know I tried my [C] best, yes, you know I worked so hard
But you just want [A] Chris Hemsworth to hold you in his arms
Well, you can tell Chris [F] Hemsworth to go and fuck himself
And tell that [G] sexy asshat that he can go to hell
_ My girl don't [C] wanna fuck me, but I think that's okay
Cause I got [Am] hella friends, girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah, I got [F] boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make [G] me feel good every single night
My girl don't [C] wanna fuck me, but I think that's okay
Cause I got [Am] hella friends, girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah, I got [F] boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' [G] make me feel good every single night
She wants [C] me to do push-ups until my face is blue
So, [Am] you fucking asshole, she wants me to look like you
But don't you [F]
understand, bitch, I'm only five foot tall
Standing [G] on my tiptoes, I only come up to his balls
I'm not a damn [C]
avenger, I'm only worth ten grand
And I don't walk [Am] around [A] with a fucking hammer in my hand
Seems the more I [F] try, girl, the more you love me less
So, I'll just [G] call my boyfriends, and we'll just go have sex
My girl don't [C] wanna fuck me, but I think that's okay
Cause I got [Am] hella friends, girl, so we'll just go be gay
Yeah, I got [F] boys who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make [G] me feel good every single night
My girl don't wanna [C] fuck me, but I think that's okay
Cause I got hella [Am] friends, girl, and we'll just go be gay
Yeah, I got boys [F] who love me, boys who love me right
And they gon' make [G] me feel good every single night
My wife don't [C] wanna fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
My _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] wife don't wanna fuck me
_ _ [C] I'm walking around in Boner Town, and [Am] my wife don't give a damn
And [F] I'm trying real hard every day to look more [G] like Chris Hemsworth _
_ _ [C] But he's tall and blind, and I'm short and brunette
And I [Am] don't make a million dollars an hour
I [F] hate you, Chris Hemsworth, you fucking ruined my [G] marriage _
[C] Fuck you, Chris Hemsworth _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ Fuck [F] you, Chris Hemsworth _
_ I hate you, Chris Hemsworth _
[C] You, Chris Hemsworth
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_ _ Fuck you, [F] Chris Hemsworth
I hate you, Chris [G] _ Hemsworth _
My girl [C] don't wanna fuck me _ _ _ _
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