Chords for Chris Trapper - Boston Girl

[Eb] And then, [Fm] during the second month of the show [E] airing, I realized that the show is just the most hated show in all of Boston.
[G] [D] Because, [N] the eight biggest Boston Red Sox fans are _ [B] _ _ _
[F] _ [Gm] psychos.
[Am] _ [Db] [F] Yep.
[Db] Because they saw this [C] show as just kind of [Gb] emasculating the virility [Dm] of the Boston Red [Gm] Sox.
[Am] _
[Bb] _ So, [Am] [G] they were partying last [F] summer, and there were four _ [Eb] huge jock [B] guys.
We were all talking about this show.
It's called Sox [Eb] Appeal.
They were [E] _ _
like, oh, the show [Ab] Sox Appeal.
It sucks.
I [Gm] hate it so much.
[F] The worst show.
I think it sucks.
I hate the show.
It sucks.
I hate it.
I hate it.
And my friend was like, oh yeah?
Well, Chris wrote the theme song for it.
_ So, this is the theme song. _
_ [Gm] From [F] _ [Bb] _ [Am] _ [F] _ _
[Gm] _ [Am] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ [Abm] _ _ _ [F]
Nashville to Asheville, [Bb] North [C] Carolina,
I searched for a while just to get five [F] news files,
A woman I could call my own,
So I could find her, or [Fm] ring her, and I could kill her all.
But I always ended up by myself,
With the blues in my heart and my love on the shelf.
[C] So, I went from Chicago to [Dm] Detroit, Michigan,
But left [Abm] the singles bar thinking I'd never have to [Fm] wish again.
But [E] on the standing [F] epilogue, I said, baby, say it all.
You [Gm] girls are half [C] an act, but I [Gm] don't understand [F] at all.
Tell your boys I've been across the world.
If you want to fall in love, girl, find the Boston [C] girl.
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Gm] _ [C] When I got to L.A.,. things [Bb] could have been [F] worse. I [Gm] was kissing with a new girl, [Am] and her [F] implant burst. I didn't [Eb] want to go to [Am] the hospital, [Gm] but I just wanted [Fm] to be in some movie, San [E] Francisco. But when she [Db] was in it, [F] and oh, the theme [Am] of the song was [F] theme. But when you look [Gm] at a girl, [C] you break into [D] love. Even had a date, [Gm] a cycle [C] in Seattle, Perfect in the restaurant, and the movie was [F] about it. And in [Bb] Phoenix, [Am] Arizona, I had a [Bb] [F] candlelight date. [C] Gee, with the hand, the wife, the face, [Bb] with the [F] face. Tell your boys I've been across the world. I want to [Gm] get [Am] together with [Gm] that Boston [F] girl. _ [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ [Am] Boston girl. _ [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. _ [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ _ [C] _ [Am] _ _ [Gm] _ [C] Well, [F] Albany's so fun, I spent a month there one day. Birmingham [Gm] was cool, [Am] so I [Bb] can't stay [Dm] away. I met a man [C] in Washington, [Bb] Atlanta, in the city, and I [F] was sure. He was talking to a fine lady, giving me the maybe I [C] should end it. A year [Gm] long trip, [F] and I'm forgetting about the ring [Am] of elimination. [Bb] [F] Connect to the best bike [Gm] at I-95. [F] Seeing George Jones the whole [Cm] way that I drive. [Am] Ripped out my mouth, now I have to take [Bb] back home. Three new red [C] hairs and two [Gm] old tires [F] blown. So exhausted, I'm a trip around the world. The last thing on my mind was the Boston girl. [C] Gee. _ [G] _ [C] _ [Am] _ _ [Gm] _ [C] What she [F] do? [Bb] Boston girl. [C] Not how to deal [Bb] with the [Fm] traffic. And Boston [Bb] girl. I don't [C] know about it, dude. Because [F] they have it. They can [Bb] be dressed up. [C] They can [Bb] be dressed [A] down. _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _ They know just what to do with the lads and dams. I was picking the leaves in my lonely [C] backyard. I'm someone who turned around and heard [Dm] lawnmowers start. [Bb] Beautiful, poor damn thing. I'm on [F] my way. Who's [G] on it? This can't be [F] your way. It can't be yours and mine. We work real hard, and the best kind of love is pure old fast. [Bb] _ [Am] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ [Gm] _ [Am] _ [F] _ _
The love they know. _ [Gm] Yeah. [C] _ _ [F] _ [Gm] [Am] Yeah. [Bb] _ [F] _ [Gm] _ [Am] _ [Bb] So, [Cm] I'm going to put dogs [Gm] on a knife [F] and take a [Bb] trip around the [Dm] world. For a child, I'll [Ab] write you my little [Bb] Boston [F] girl. [C] _ [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [C] Boston girl. [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
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