Chords for Chris Webby - Triggered

_ _ Man I'm just sitting back watching the [A] pussification of this whole country
[E] Can't say this.
I can't say [Am] that
Shit, what the fuck can I say?
_ [A] When did y'all become so fucking sensitive man [Am] lighten up?
I'm just here to entertain you [Dm] and if that triggers [E] you well, then you're a [Am] pussy
Listen, it's a cold world easier [Dm] to play this shit safe
[E] No one had a world gonna judge you [Am] if you make a mistake these miserable fucking people so [E] saturated with hate
They can't wait to pile [Am] it on someone else's plate
Look if I'm right with every word [E] except for one in the song
They'll only focus on and judge me [Am] for the one that was wrong
Cancel this cancel that [Dm] fucking welcome to America [E] the home of specializing and [Am] assassinating character.
I hate it
I prefer [Dm] going in guns [E] blazing
Annihilating [Am] anyone who's testing my patience ain't no room for [D] pussyfooting in the rap game
[E] And I'm drawn to controversy [Am] like a moth to a flame and you little snowflakes [Dm] better quit your complaining [E] not racist
I'm just [Am] not too big on the Asians shit
I'm kidding you idiot
[Dm] But with no hesitation these [E] fuckers run with it and posted [Am] up on Twitter while saying that we'd be some sort of bigot for [E] fucking
Making a joke you're [C#m] not woke.
You're just [Am] sensitive and quick to provoke
So I'd like to invite you to [E] suck my dick till you choke deep throat
I've [Am] got your bitch in my scope
Everyone that I'm seeing is [Dm] looking pussy as fuck [E] go and cry about shit without [Am] even looking it up
So I'd like to thank my [Dm] bullies off for making me tough [E] because it's looking like y'all ain't get bullied [Am] enough
Yeah, I came to drop [Dm] bombs like flex and I'm gone
[E] I'm all right
So try not [Am] to be so sensitive y'all if I'm not pissing you [Dm] off
Then I'm pissing you on [E] if you're not triggered it [Am] all then I'm spitting it wrong because I came to drop [Dm] bombs like flex
And I'm gone [E] I'm all right
So try not [Am] to be so sensitive y'all if I'm not pissing you [Dm] off then I'm pissing you on [E] if you're not triggered at [Am] all
Then I'm spitting it wrong easy does it webby try [E] to keep that temper and check I'm going off like Terminator [A] in the metal detector
[Am] Hitting with the blur [E] like my memory gets from blowing benzos while I'm [Am] drinking yet tend to forget the devil's reject ever [E] since a kid
I've been a [C#m] loser, but I dealt with it
It's called [Am] developing a sense of humor learn to laugh a little bit [E] shit is good for your health if you can't take a joke
You need [Am] to take a look at yourself shit if I didn't have the [Dm] haters then I would probably withdraw shit dog
[Am] Honestly, I would probably miss y'all haters really [Dm] please promise me.
You'll never [E] quit y'all here.
I'll make [Am] fun of me with y'all
Here's my impression of webby.
[Dm] No one's dope within me.
[C] I got the hairline of someone [Am] that's 10 years [E] older than me
_ [Dm] Politicians like I'm fucking sport [Am] fissions
They are fucked their wives and [A] daughters when I obviously didn't and I pale year [Dm]-round
Summertime or deep [E] winter and I chew with my [Am] mouth open when I eat dinner
I liver [Dm] put up with plenty of cheap [E] liquor and more drugs [Am] in a lifetime than Keith Richards
I used to work [Dm] out shit.
I really was [E] buff then I stopped working [Am] out now.
I'm skinny
Like so skinny when [Dm] the wind blows hard I lose balance so skinny looking [Am] like I want to take worm challenge
It ain't that hard to laugh a [E] bit at your own expense [Am] fucking just relax and shit smoke a joint
[F] He does an ax your [E] bitch this uptight bullshit
[Am] It's what I've had it with if you're still mad
[Dm] So what you've listened to [E] and that's just the bitch in you [Am] the dick or two ain't no fixing you fake
Whoa, [Dm] take a gay joke [C] people that I'm spitting to [Am] I am here to trigger you Yeah
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