None The Wiser Chords by Chris Wood
Tempo:
100.05 bpm
Chords used:
Em
E
C
Bm
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Am] [Em]
[A] [Em]
[Am] [Em]
[F#m] [Em]
All [Bm] the [Em] kids are in the backseat, tiny headphones in their ears, queuing in the fast lane [C] for the map.
[G] [C] Mum [Em] and dad are struggling, it's not been right for years, for [B] how they love their brand
new car interior [E] [Em] smell.
I just had an hour with a financial advisor, [C] he's a nice [G] chap, [F] but I'm [E] none the wiser.
[Em] Out [F#] here in our market towns with our pound shops and our [Em] bookies, the Argos catalogue
is our [D]
[G] tormentor.
I saw [C] a young lad and his mum, [E] they [Bm] all but held her hand, as they went into the army [E] recruiting centre.
[A] I just had my monthly [Em] meet with the job club supervisor, as she signed me off, [E] I was none [Em] the wiser.
Someone's daughter's [D] selling phone [Em] sex just to pay her student loan back, [E] she does her
best to emulate [Em] the sound of choking.
[B] It's not the strongest that [Em] go forward, it's the ones who [E] can [Em] adapt, you can bet Charles
Darwin [E] wasn't joking.
While [Em] in the five star saunas of the hotel trip [E] advisor, [C] it's always business, [Em] business,
[B] business.
It's always [E] none the [C] wiser.
[Em] [Am]
[Em] [Bm] [E]
[Am] [C]
[Em] [E] [Bm] [Em]
[B] [E] [Em] Oh we [C] point [E] the finger [C] and we laugh at [D] Christ as he [Em] walks out on the water, and we [B] undermine
the [Em] faithful with our teasing.
But [G] in the bowels of the Bank [C] of England now, [D] they're [Em] sacrificing chickens to a [G] god [E] they
call quantitative [A] easing.
[Em] To the [D] masters of the [Em] universe we are naught but fertiliser, what kind of beast is [F] man?
[Em] I'm none the [Em] wiser.
So let's have the truth, the whole truth, nothing [Bm] but the truth.
We [E] cry, [A] but the [D] soundbitten [Em] demand is oh so hollow.
We're each of us subscribers until the day we die, [Bm] and truth like that is way too [E] big to swallow.
So [Em] I got my repeat prescription for my favourite tranquiliser, soon as that kicks [Gm] in, [A] I know
I'll [Em] be none the [D] [Em] wiser.
[Bm]
[A#] [A] [Dm] [Em]
[G] [E] [Bm]
[E] All [Em] the kids are in the back seat, the [E] tiny headphones in their ear.
[A] [Em]
[Am] [Em]
[F#m] [Em]
All [Bm] the [Em] kids are in the backseat, tiny headphones in their ears, queuing in the fast lane [C] for the map.
[G] [C] Mum [Em] and dad are struggling, it's not been right for years, for [B] how they love their brand
new car interior [E] [Em] smell.
I just had an hour with a financial advisor, [C] he's a nice [G] chap, [F] but I'm [E] none the wiser.
[Em] Out [F#] here in our market towns with our pound shops and our [Em] bookies, the Argos catalogue
is our [D]
[G] tormentor.
I saw [C] a young lad and his mum, [E] they [Bm] all but held her hand, as they went into the army [E] recruiting centre.
[A] I just had my monthly [Em] meet with the job club supervisor, as she signed me off, [E] I was none [Em] the wiser.
Someone's daughter's [D] selling phone [Em] sex just to pay her student loan back, [E] she does her
best to emulate [Em] the sound of choking.
[B] It's not the strongest that [Em] go forward, it's the ones who [E] can [Em] adapt, you can bet Charles
Darwin [E] wasn't joking.
While [Em] in the five star saunas of the hotel trip [E] advisor, [C] it's always business, [Em] business,
[B] business.
It's always [E] none the [C] wiser.
[Em] [Am]
[Em] [Bm] [E]
[Am] [C]
[Em] [E] [Bm] [Em]
[B] [E] [Em] Oh we [C] point [E] the finger [C] and we laugh at [D] Christ as he [Em] walks out on the water, and we [B] undermine
the [Em] faithful with our teasing.
But [G] in the bowels of the Bank [C] of England now, [D] they're [Em] sacrificing chickens to a [G] god [E] they
call quantitative [A] easing.
[Em] To the [D] masters of the [Em] universe we are naught but fertiliser, what kind of beast is [F] man?
[Em] I'm none the [Em] wiser.
So let's have the truth, the whole truth, nothing [Bm] but the truth.
We [E] cry, [A] but the [D] soundbitten [Em] demand is oh so hollow.
We're each of us subscribers until the day we die, [Bm] and truth like that is way too [E] big to swallow.
So [Em] I got my repeat prescription for my favourite tranquiliser, soon as that kicks [Gm] in, [A] I know
I'll [Em] be none the [D] [Em] wiser.
[Bm]
[A#] [A] [Dm] [Em]
[G] [E] [Bm]
[E] All [Em] the kids are in the back seat, the [E] tiny headphones in their ear.
Key:
Em
E
C
Bm
D
Em
E
C
[Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ All [Bm] the [Em] kids are in the backseat, tiny headphones in their ears, queuing in the fast lane [C] for the map.
[G] _ [C] Mum [Em] and dad are struggling, it's not been right for years, for [B] how they love their brand
new car interior [E] [Em] smell.
_ I just had an hour with a financial advisor, [C] he's a nice [G] chap, [F] but I'm [E] none the wiser. _
[Em] Out [F#] here in our market towns with our pound shops and our [Em] bookies, the Argos catalogue
is our _ [D]
[G] tormentor.
I saw [C] a young lad and his mum, [E] they [Bm] all but held her hand, as they went into the army [E] recruiting centre.
_ [A] _ I just had my monthly [Em] meet with the job club supervisor, as she signed me off, [E] I was none [Em] the wiser.
_ Someone's daughter's [D] selling phone [Em] sex just to pay her student loan back, [E] she does her
best to emulate [Em] the sound of choking.
[B] It's not the strongest that [Em] go forward, it's the ones who [E] can [Em] adapt, you can bet Charles
Darwin [E] wasn't joking.
While [Em] in the five star saunas of the hotel trip [E] advisor, [C] it's always business, [Em] business,
[B] business.
It's always [E] none the _ [C] wiser.
[Em] _ [Am] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [E] _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ [Em] _
[B] _ [E] _ _ [Em] Oh we [C] point [E] the finger [C] and we laugh at [D] Christ as he [Em] walks out on the water, and we [B] undermine
the [Em] faithful with our teasing.
But [G] in the bowels of the Bank [C] of England now, [D] they're [Em] sacrificing chickens to a [G] god [E] they
call quantitative _ [A] easing.
[Em] To the [D] masters of the [Em] universe we are naught but fertiliser, what kind of beast is [F] man?
_ _ [Em] I'm none the [Em] wiser.
So let's have the truth, the whole truth, nothing [Bm] but the truth.
We [E] cry, [A] but the [D] soundbitten [Em] demand is oh so hollow.
We're each of us subscribers until the day we die, [Bm] and truth like that is way too [E] big to swallow.
So [Em] I got my repeat prescription for my favourite tranquiliser, _ _ soon as that kicks [Gm] in, [A] I know
I'll [Em] be none the [D] _ [Em] _ _ wiser.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[A#] _ [A] _ [Dm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ All [Em] the kids are in the back _ seat, the [E] tiny headphones in their ear. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ All [Bm] the [Em] kids are in the backseat, tiny headphones in their ears, queuing in the fast lane [C] for the map.
[G] _ [C] Mum [Em] and dad are struggling, it's not been right for years, for [B] how they love their brand
new car interior [E] [Em] smell.
_ I just had an hour with a financial advisor, [C] he's a nice [G] chap, [F] but I'm [E] none the wiser. _
[Em] Out [F#] here in our market towns with our pound shops and our [Em] bookies, the Argos catalogue
is our _ [D]
[G] tormentor.
I saw [C] a young lad and his mum, [E] they [Bm] all but held her hand, as they went into the army [E] recruiting centre.
_ [A] _ I just had my monthly [Em] meet with the job club supervisor, as she signed me off, [E] I was none [Em] the wiser.
_ Someone's daughter's [D] selling phone [Em] sex just to pay her student loan back, [E] she does her
best to emulate [Em] the sound of choking.
[B] It's not the strongest that [Em] go forward, it's the ones who [E] can [Em] adapt, you can bet Charles
Darwin [E] wasn't joking.
While [Em] in the five star saunas of the hotel trip [E] advisor, [C] it's always business, [Em] business,
[B] business.
It's always [E] none the _ [C] wiser.
[Em] _ [Am] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [E] _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ [Em] _
[B] _ [E] _ _ [Em] Oh we [C] point [E] the finger [C] and we laugh at [D] Christ as he [Em] walks out on the water, and we [B] undermine
the [Em] faithful with our teasing.
But [G] in the bowels of the Bank [C] of England now, [D] they're [Em] sacrificing chickens to a [G] god [E] they
call quantitative _ [A] easing.
[Em] To the [D] masters of the [Em] universe we are naught but fertiliser, what kind of beast is [F] man?
_ _ [Em] I'm none the [Em] wiser.
So let's have the truth, the whole truth, nothing [Bm] but the truth.
We [E] cry, [A] but the [D] soundbitten [Em] demand is oh so hollow.
We're each of us subscribers until the day we die, [Bm] and truth like that is way too [E] big to swallow.
So [Em] I got my repeat prescription for my favourite tranquiliser, _ _ soon as that kicks [Gm] in, [A] I know
I'll [Em] be none the [D] _ [Em] _ _ wiser.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[A#] _ [A] _ [Dm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ All [Em] the kids are in the back _ seat, the [E] tiny headphones in their ear. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _