The House Rules Chords by Christian Kane

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_ [Ab] _ [Eb] _ [Db] _ [Ebm] So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week and you need a place you can let it go
Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard and you need a little more than just the radio
[Ab] Well, here's your open invitation
With just a couple [Gb] regulations
[Eb] Let me warn you son, only come to have fun.
We don't take kindly to serious
[Bb] So leave your troubles at the door [Ab] unless you want some in here _ _ _
[Eb] Welcome to my house, [Gb] buckle up tight, [Ab] everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets [Eb] high
It's a concert [Gb] of music, a little [Ab] soul, it's a rock and roll rodeo at [Ebm] all times
The red horse [Gb] and the brown, [Ab] everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on [B] down
So before you come in here with [Db] some kind of attitude, [Ebm] you better read the house [Eb] _ rules
[Ab] _ [Eb] _ _
Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks and the boys start raising the bottle
Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras [Ebm] beads, you know they're gonna show them that they got em
[Ab] No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory
[Eb] Well, rule number seven says don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they [C] want to
_ [Eb] Welcome to my house, [Gb] buckle up tight, [Ab] everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets [Eb] high
It's a concert of [Gb] music, a little [Ab] soul, it's a rock and roll [Gb] rodeo at all [Eb] times
The red horse [Gb] and the brown, [Ab]
everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on [B] down
So before you come in here with [Db] some kind of attitude, you better read [Eb] the house rules
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_ _ _ _ _ There's [Db] no such thing as last call, [Ab] we pick em up when they fall
We [B] share the same bathroom stall, [Db] says the sign on the wall
_ _ [Gb] [Eb] Welcome to my house, [Gb] buckle up tight, [Ab] everybody [B] sings and drinks and [Db] laughs and gets [Eb] high
It's a [Gb] concert of music, a little soul, it's a rock and roll rodeo at all [Eb] times
The red horse [Gb] and the brown, [Ab] everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on [B] down
So before you come in here with [Db] some kind of attitude
_ [B] Boy, before you come walking in here [Db] with any kind of attitude
You [Gb] better read the house [Eb] rules
Oh, [Ab] _
[Ebm] son, you better read the house [Eb] rules
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[Ebm] _ Three, [Gb] _ _ _ _ _
two, [Ab] one
_ You _
_ [Abm] better read the [Eb] house rules _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ Excuse _ _ me, I'm gonna need to see some ID on that guy [Ab] right there _ _ _ _
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