Chords for Christmas in Jail

_ _ [A] _ [G] _ [F#m] _ [A] _ [D] _ [A] _
_ _ [D] Christmas and Jay, _ Christmas and Jay, I had a little [A] too much to drink. _
_ I ain't gonna fail, gonna pee in a pail.
I'm [G] spending New [F#m] Year's Eve [A] in that plane. _
_ [D] Cruising the wrong lane, _ feeling no pain.
I sold my car to [A] 75. _ _
_ I ran right into, _ you can guess who.
And they [G] say I'm [F#m] lucky [C] to be [D] [Em] alive.
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[F#m] _ [G] _ Merry Christmas, [Gm] _ Happy New [D] Year, they're singing down the street. _
[D#] _ [E] _ _ _ Everybody's having turkey. _
[A] They bring me [D] bread and water, [A] they eat. _
_ [D] Christmas and Jay, Christmas and Jay, I wore my shoes, I walked [A] the whole block. _
_ The rocks in my head, I wished I was dead.
[G] Ain't gonna [F#m] drink [Em] and drive [D] no [A] more. _
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_ _ _ [G] _ [F#m] _ [Em] _ [D] _ [Em] _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ Merry [Gm] Christmas, Happy New [D] Year, they're singing down the street.
_ [D#] _ [E] _ _ Everybody's having turkey.
_ [A] They bring me bread and water, they eat.
_ _ [D] Christmas and Jay, _ Christmas and Jay, I wore my shoes, I walked the [A] whole block.
The rocks in my head, I wished I was dead.
[G] Ain't gonna [D] drink and [Em] drive [D] no more.
[F#m] _ _ Ain't gonna [D] drink and drive no more.
[F#m] _ _ [Em] Ain't gonna [F#m] drink and [Em] drive [D] no more. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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There _ you go. _ _