Christopher Columbo Chords by Salty Dick
Tempo:
104 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Fm
Bb
D
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Eb]
In 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Natale, [D] He walked the dirty streets of Spain,
And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain,
Named [Bb]
Isabella, [Fm] who cast an amorousious glance at Chris,
The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [D] world was round, oh,
His [Fm] balls did [Eb] touch the ground, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
Columbo went to the queen of Spain,
And he made a [Bb] proposition, [D] But what she wanted most to do
Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him,
She'd give him ships and [Bb] cargo.
He said, I'll [D] kiss your royal ass
If I [Ab] don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
[D] The queenly, [Eb] cuntied pound, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] fornicating royal [D] mate,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Three little ships set out to sea,
Each one a [Bb] double-decker.
[Fm] The queen, she waved the royal flag,
[Ab] Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker.
Columbo paced upon the deck,
He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[D] He took his wang into his hand,
And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty?
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
That [D] sailors could [Eb] be brown, oh, [D] That dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [Fm] stretcher,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo had a second mate he loved
Just [Bb] like a brother, [D] And every night below the decks
They bungled [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy,
That dirty [Bb] little nipper, [Fm] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass,
And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
His pecker, it [Eb] was ground, oh, [Fm] That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights
They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic, [D] Until at last for a piece of ass
[Fm] The whole crew, it [Eb] grew fratic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by,
The crew let [D] out a holler, And when they'd tossed her back to sea,
She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
That tailow could [Eb] be found, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin',
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
An Indian mate appeared on shore,
Columbo soon [Bb] pursued her.
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg,
[Fm] The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain
To tell of [Bb] his adventures, [D] Queen Isabella sucked him off,
Of course, without [Eb] her dentures.
He knew the world [Bb] was round, oh,
[D] His dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, [Eb] fornicatin',
Royal [Fm] maiden, dirty [Eb] lecher, Asshole [Fm] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker,
Weenie sucker, [Fm]
[Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin', Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
In 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Natale, [D] He walked the dirty streets of Spain,
And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain,
Named [Bb]
Isabella, [Fm] who cast an amorousious glance at Chris,
The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [D] world was round, oh,
His [Fm] balls did [Eb] touch the ground, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
Columbo went to the queen of Spain,
And he made a [Bb] proposition, [D] But what she wanted most to do
Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him,
She'd give him ships and [Bb] cargo.
He said, I'll [D] kiss your royal ass
If I [Ab] don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
[D] The queenly, [Eb] cuntied pound, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] fornicating royal [D] mate,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Three little ships set out to sea,
Each one a [Bb] double-decker.
[Fm] The queen, she waved the royal flag,
[Ab] Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker.
Columbo paced upon the deck,
He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[D] He took his wang into his hand,
And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty?
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
That [D] sailors could [Eb] be brown, oh, [D] That dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [Fm] stretcher,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
Columbo had a second mate he loved
Just [Bb] like a brother, [D] And every night below the decks
They bungled [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy,
That dirty [Bb] little nipper, [Fm] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass,
And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
His pecker, it [Eb] was ground, oh, [Fm] That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] Columbo.
For forty days and forty nights
They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic, [D] Until at last for a piece of ass
[Fm] The whole crew, it [Eb] grew fratic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by,
The crew let [D] out a holler, And when they'd tossed her back to sea,
She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
That tailow could [Eb] be found, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin',
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
An Indian mate appeared on shore,
Columbo soon [Bb] pursued her.
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg,
[Fm] The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain
To tell of [Bb] his adventures, [D] Queen Isabella sucked him off,
Of course, without [Eb] her dentures.
He knew the world [Bb] was round, oh,
[D] His dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, [Eb] fornicatin',
Royal [Fm] maiden, dirty [Eb] lecher, Asshole [Fm] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker,
Weenie sucker, [Fm]
[Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin', Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo.
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[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ In 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Natale, [D] He walked the dirty streets of Spain,
And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain,
Named [Bb]
Isabella, [Fm] who cast an amorousious glance at Chris,
The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [D] world was round, oh,
His [Fm] balls did [Eb] touch the ground, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
_ _ Columbo went to the queen of Spain,
And he made a [Bb] proposition, [D] But what she wanted most to do
Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him,
She'd give him ships and [Bb] cargo.
He said, I'll [D] kiss your royal ass
If I [Ab] don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
[D] The queenly, [Eb] cuntied pound, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] fornicating royal [D] mate,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _
Three little ships set out to sea,
Each one a [Bb] double-decker.
[Fm] The queen, she waved the royal flag,
[Ab] Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker.
Columbo paced upon the deck,
He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[D] He took his wang into his hand,
And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty?
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
That [D] sailors could [Eb] be brown, oh, [D] That dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [Fm] stretcher,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _ _
Columbo had a second mate he loved
Just [Bb] like a brother, [D] And every night below the decks
They bungled [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy,
That dirty [Bb] little nipper, [Fm] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass,
And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
His pecker, it [Eb] was ground, oh, [Fm] That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] Columbo. _
For forty days and forty nights
They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic, [D] Until at last for a piece of ass
[Fm] The whole crew, it [Eb] grew fratic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by,
The crew let [D] out a holler, And when they'd tossed her back to sea,
She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
That tailow could [Eb] be found, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin',
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] _
Columbo.
_ _ _ _ An Indian mate appeared on shore,
Columbo soon [Bb] pursued her.
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg,
[Fm] The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain
To tell of [Bb] his adventures, [D] Queen Isabella sucked him off,
Of course, without [Eb] her dentures.
He knew the world [Bb] was round, oh,
[D] His dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, [Eb] fornicatin',
Royal [Fm] maiden, dirty [Eb] lecher, Asshole [Fm] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker,
Weenie sucker, [Fm] _
[Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin', Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ In 1492, a sailor from [Bb]
Natale, [D] He walked the dirty streets of Spain,
And shat in [Eb] every alley.
At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain,
Named [Bb]
Isabella, [Fm] who cast an amorousious glance at Chris,
The [Eb] smart young fella.
He knew the [D] world was round, oh,
His [Fm] balls did [Eb] touch the ground, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb]
Columbo.
_ _ Columbo went to the queen of Spain,
And he made a [Bb] proposition, [D] But what she wanted most to do
Was fuck in the [Eb] prone position.
The queen of Spain then said to him,
She'd give him ships and [Bb] cargo.
He said, I'll [D] kiss your royal ass
If I [Ab] don't bring [Eb] back Chicago.
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
[D] The queenly, [Eb] cuntied pound, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] fornicating royal [D] mate,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _
Three little ships set out to sea,
Each one a [Bb] double-decker.
[Fm] The queen, she waved the royal flag,
[Ab] Columbo [Eb] waved his pecker.
Columbo paced upon the deck,
He knew it [Bb] was his duty.
[D] He took his wang into his hand,
And said, ain't [Eb] that a beauty?
He knew the [Bb] world was round, oh,
That [D] sailors could [Eb] be brown, oh, [D] That dirty, [Eb] letcher, asshole, [Fm] stretcher,
Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _ _ _ _ _
Columbo had a second mate he loved
Just [Bb] like a brother, [D] And every night below the decks
They bungled [Eb] one another.
The fourteen-year-old cabin boy,
That dirty [Bb] little nipper, [Fm] Shoved powdered glass right up his ass,
And he [Eb] circumcised the skipper.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
His pecker, it [Eb] was ground, oh, [Fm] That bleeding [Eb] fucker, weenie [Fm] sucker,
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] Columbo. _
For forty days and forty nights
They sailed the [Bb] broad Atlantic, [D] Until at last for a piece of ass
[Fm] The whole crew, it [Eb] grew fratic.
A mermaid came a-swimmin' by,
The crew let [D] out a holler, And when they'd tossed her back to sea,
She'd made ten [Eb] thousand dollars.
He knew the world [Fm] was round, oh,
That tailow could [Eb] be found, oh, [Fm] That [Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin',
Son-of-a-bitch [Eb] _
Columbo.
_ _ _ _ An Indian mate appeared on shore,
Columbo soon [Bb] pursued her.
[D] The weight of an egg rolled down her leg,
[Fm] The son-of-a [Eb]-bitch, he screwed her.
And when he got back home to Spain
To tell of [Bb] his adventures, [D] Queen Isabella sucked him off,
Of course, without [Eb] her dentures.
He knew the world [Bb] was round, oh,
[D] His dangling [Eb] dong was crowned, oh, [Bb] That [Eb] syphilitic, [Fm] hypocritic, [Eb] fornicatin',
Royal [Fm] maiden, dirty [Eb] lecher, Asshole [Fm] stretcher, bleedin' [Eb] fucker,
Weenie sucker, [Fm] _
[Eb] navigatin', [Fm] masturbatin', Son-of-a [Eb]-bitch Columbo. _ _
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