Chords for Cledus Maggard - C.B. ' 76

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Now did you ever think what might have been if we'd [Eb] had [Ab] CB sets way back when?
Our grand and glorious USA was just a youngin'.
Mercy Day, yeah, there'd have been many a-finding for while we [Eb] was a-fighting [Ab] that Liberty War.
Yeah, you'd have heard Modulating History if you'd have been around with your old CB.
_ _ _ Break for your one little [Eb] innkeeper!
You got your one little innkeeper, come on, hang on.
[Ab] Appreciate the break there, good buddy.
You [Eb] got the one midnight rider here,
the British are coming, [Ab] I _ guarantold you.
Ah, Big Ten Four, I'll get on that [Eb] old Channel Nine right now and start telling everybody for sure.
Yeah, [Ab] Tory, they'll be monitoring that old Channel Nine.
Ah, Ten [Eb] Four, I'm gonna get there.
Channel One, if following, Channel [Ab] Two if I see.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Db] Ah, break [Eb] one nine [Ab] for a Philadelphia base.
Anybody [F] getting coffee on this [Ab] mobile, come on.
[Db] Go, break, [Eb] you got the one penny-pinching kite [Ab] flyer here.
[Db] Ah, Ten Four [F] kite flyer, you got [Ab] the one father of [Db] this country.
[Eb] Oh, [Ab] mercy sakes, Ten Four, father of this country, [F] what's your twenty, come [Ab] on.
Big Ten [Db] Four, we're [Eb] on this Delaware [Ab] River in an eighteen paddler.
[Db] We'd like [Eb] some directions [Ab] to that Philadelphia town, [Db] come on.
[Eb] Oh, [Ab] Mercy Day, negatory father of this [Db] country, I can't help [Eb] you much.
You're a [Ab] long way from Philadelphia town, [Db] but you're standing [Eb] me's foot.
You're putting [Ab] about a seven on me here, come on.
[Db] Oh, [Eb] appreciate [Ab] that, radio check.
[Db] All the pleasure's definitely on this [Eb] end, father [Ab] of this country.
You keep in between the British and [Db] we'll be eyeballing you on [Eb] those old green stamps for sure.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ Break, how about you, Big Signer, [Eb] got them ears on, come on.
Hey, Ten Four, you got you one, [Ab] Big Signer, brought it on.
Hey, that's a ten, Four.
You got the one [Eb] and only profound Patrick on this end.
You gonna be at the [Ab] Patriot Seabee Club meeting when we sign that old Declaration of Independence, come on [Eb] back.
Yeah, Four Ten, I'll be there to flat [Ab] put my John Hancock wall to wall for sure, come on.
[Eb] Yeah, I wish they was having it on some other day, though, I guarantee you.
[Ab] I better ain't too happy about me working on the Fourth of July, [Eb] how about it?
Yeah, yeah, mercy day there, Patrick, we definitely [Ab] know what you mean for sure.
Of course, when we sign that declaration, we [Eb] gonna flat make ourselves some trouble.
The British will definitely get the [Ab] bubble gum going for us, how about it?
Hey, Ten Four, [Eb] mercy's sakes, we ain't got no choice.
I'm tired of sending all my hard [Ab]-earned green stamps to the British.
This taxation without modulation's gotta [Eb] stop.
_ Hey, Big Ten Four, give me a clear [Ab] channel or give me death.
But you know all them Tories are gonna call [Eb] us traitors, so if we ain't gonna be called Tories no more, we're gonna have to have something to [Ab] call ourselves.
What do you call a Tory that ain't a Tory no more?
[Eb] Yeah, Ten Four, that'd be a negatory, boy, a [Ab] negatory.
_ _ _ Yeah, they could've used that old Seabee in that revolutionary century, and a bit later [F] on that citizen's van [Eb] would've come in handy, a customized stamp. _ _
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Southbound, you got them ears [Abm] on, come on.
Alright, this is [Ab] your lucky day.
You got [Db] the one and only, _ _ [Abm] the [Eb] pebble to the saddle, and [Abm] the pillar to the ring it on.
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Oh, Ten Four, [Db] are you a full-on Indian, [Eb] huh?
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_ _ [Db] Mercy, hey, mercy, a [Eb] negatory, negatory.
You [Abm] ought to get off the net. _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ Oh, good.
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Hey, Four [Db] Ten, but I guarantold you the bitch.
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ You had yourself a [Eb] good day today, little [Abm] bulldozer.
You got the one, the one.
[Ab] By the northbound, we [Db] can't do either.
I doubt it, for sure.
[Abm] Well, I bet [Eb] Ten Four, there, Indian [Ab] Finder, you keep it between the arrows.
Have yourself a good day today, cause there's no tomorrow. _ _
_ _ What if we was already modulating well when [Eb] Alexander Graham rang his first [Bm] bell?
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_ Yeah, hello, bring it on.
Assistant, come in here, I need you.
Oh, negatory, there, Graham, I been working two hours to get California in on this old side van.
I'll be a night of short, short.
Negatory, this is important.
I've invented the telephone.
Well, Ten Four, what's it do?
It lets you talk long distance.
Well, I'll bet, Ten Four, where are you?
I'm in the next room.
The next room?
Boy, I can do that with a couple of walkie-talkies, and I don't need no noisy-ring-a-ling bell, do you?
Well, I thought the bell was kind of cute.
I mean, that's my name, and it goes ding-a-ling.
Oh, forget it, Graham, you ain't gonna replace CVs with that thing.
Work on something constructive, like a good power mic.
[Gb] _ [Db] Yeah, them old [Ab] boys would have had a mud pie, wall to wall [Db] on this old one-nine,
so let's give them a hand for [Ab] this land of the free, life, liberty, and your old CV,
[Db] cause you got the right [Ab] to modulate all night, and never be told [Db] what to say.
[Gb] So I'll beg Ten Four on [Db] them patriots for sure, and [Gb] what they gave us to enjoy, [Db] Mercy Day.
_ Sevens and sixes, and all [Ab] them good numbers to you.
You keep it between the oceans, [Db] and you have yourself a good 200 today, [Ab] and a better 200 tomorrow.
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Ten [Ab] Four on the old [Db] USA. _ _ _
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