Chords for Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky

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She's [G] been playing them lowlife honky [C] tonks [D] for 30 years [G] in Texas.
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[G] She's sick and tired of all them [C] Reba songs [D] they keep [G] requesting.
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[G] She's about to lose her voice, her hair's [C] falling out and ain't [D]
nobody [G] clapping. _ _ _ _
So she thinks she'll shave her head, buy a [C] boombox [D] and just turn [G] to rapping.
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[E] She can't keep up [D] with them country helpers.
[Em] Gonna learn to shake her booty, [D] just like Salt-N-Pepa.
She done [G] gone funky, _ [C] a brand new [D] tattoo.
She done gone funky, a [C] big nose running [D] too.
She done [G] gone funky, her [C] favorite rap song [D] is Shoot.
She done [Em] gone funky.
_ Ha!
You go [G] girl!
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Well [G] he never was good at sucking [C] up to all them [D]
country [G] disc jockeys.
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It [G] seemed like every Dad Blame weekend [C] some new haddock [D]
bumps him [G] off the Opry.
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[G] He had to sell his bus, his house, [C] his cows, [D] ain't had a hit [G] since the _ 60s.
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[G] Well he's fed up with hearing about Travis Garth, Tim McGraw, Colin Ray, Bill and Ray Cyrus, John Mike Montgomery and Joe Diffie. _
[D] _ _ _ [C] He [E] sold Johnny Cash [D] on MTV, [Em] bought a new 2-pack set, [D] that's the place for me.
He done [G] gone funky, _ [C] too ahead with [G] his roots.
He done gone [F#m] funky, _
[C] earned his cowboy [D] boots.
He done [G] gone funky, [E] _
[C] wearing platform [D] shoes.
He done [Em] gone funky. _
_ _ Oh, Sookie.
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_ [D] _ _ [A] Well [G] he moved up to Nashville, [C] had big dreams [D] of being a [G] songwriter. _
_ [D] _ [C] About [G] the only thing he's written [C] down lately [D] are some orders down [G] at Brown's Diner. _
_ [D] _ _ [C] If [Em] everybody's gone country like [D] Alan Jackson sings,
[Em] Gonna move to Los Angeles and [D] buy him a drum machine.
He done [G] gone funky, _ [C] hanging out with [D] old Snoop, [Gm] Doggy Dog,
[C] Sipping on gin [D] and juice.
He done gone funky, _ duets with 2 [G] Live Crew.
He done [E] gone funky. _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] I feel good.
[C] _ _ [D] He done gone funky. _
_ [C] _ _ [D] He done [G] gone funky.
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_ _ _ [Dm] He done gone [F#m] funky. _
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_ [C] He [D] done [G] gone funky. _
[Gm] _ _ _ [C] He done [G] gone funky.
He [A#] done gone funky.
He done gone funky.
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