Chords for Cledus T. Judd - Please Take the Girl
Tempo:
55.15 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
Bm
Am
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G]
Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just dig the bait.
He said, get lost, dad, I'm watching mud wrestling.
Why don't [C] you take that neighbor [Bm] girl, the one [C] that favors our dog?
His dad [G] said, son, she might sink the [C] boat.
said, she's got a tackle box that she'd kill for a Zepco rod and reel.
She won the junior bassmaster's tourney.
hurl.
Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just dig the bait.
He said, get lost, dad, I'm watching mud wrestling.
Why don't [C] you take that neighbor [Bm] girl, the one [C] that favors our dog?
His dad [G] said, son, she might sink the [C] boat.
said, she's got a tackle box that she'd kill for a Zepco rod and reel.
She won the junior bassmaster's tourney.
hurl.
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Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just dig the bait.
He said, get lost, dad, I'm watching mud wrestling.
Go jump in the lake.
[Bm]
Why don't [C] you take that neighbor [Bm] girl, the one [C] that favors our dog?
[Am]
His dad [G] said, son, she might sink the [C] boat.
She [D] weighs more than our hog.
And [G] Arnie said, she's got a tackle box that she'd kill for a Zepco rod and reel.
She won the junior bassmaster's tourney.
And I just ate oatmeal, and I'm [Am] afraid I might hurl.
[C] Daddy, please, [D] please [G] take the girl.
I'd rather take a canine than to go fishing.
[G] _ _
Same whiny boy and same large girl, 11 years with no date.
They finally married when daddy both realized they'd get a big tax break.
[Bm]
One [C] night at the laundry [Bm] man, washing [C] underwear, [Am]
a stranger [G] pulled a water [C] gun.
Arnie sold another pair in [G] Plymouth, Perth.
I ain't got no money in my wallet.
She's got the credit cards, but they're all run up over the [D] limit.
Won't get you [G] very far, and though her [Am] hair's up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burles,
she ain't wearing fake pearls.
[C] Mister, please, [D] please, please [G] take the girl.
Well, she ain't mad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold cream on her and a good sack over her head.
A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman.
Forty years down the tune, one day they found him with a shotgun, buck naked on the roof.
[Bm] Doctor [C] said he's lost his [Bm] mind, we'll have to [C] take him away.
[Am] As they [G] strapped that straight jacket [C] on him, someone [D] heard him say,
If [G] you'd live with her long as I have, you'd be slapped crazy too.
She's the one that's really a psycho, more than a few screws loose, she's nutty [Am] as a squirrel.
_ [C] Doctor, please, please [G] take the girl.
_ _ Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just digged the lake.
Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson?
I'm trying to imitate.
_ Sorry, Tim. _
Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just dig the bait.
He said, get lost, dad, I'm watching mud wrestling.
Go jump in the lake.
[Bm]
Why don't [C] you take that neighbor [Bm] girl, the one [C] that favors our dog?
[Am]
His dad [G] said, son, she might sink the [C] boat.
She [D] weighs more than our hog.
And [G] Arnie said, she's got a tackle box that she'd kill for a Zepco rod and reel.
She won the junior bassmaster's tourney.
And I just ate oatmeal, and I'm [Am] afraid I might hurl.
[C] Daddy, please, [D] please [G] take the girl.
I'd rather take a canine than to go fishing.
[G] _ _
Same whiny boy and same large girl, 11 years with no date.
They finally married when daddy both realized they'd get a big tax break.
[Bm]
One [C] night at the laundry [Bm] man, washing [C] underwear, [Am]
a stranger [G] pulled a water [C] gun.
Arnie sold another pair in [G] Plymouth, Perth.
I ain't got no money in my wallet.
She's got the credit cards, but they're all run up over the [D] limit.
Won't get you [G] very far, and though her [Am] hair's up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burles,
she ain't wearing fake pearls.
[C] Mister, please, [D] please, please [G] take the girl.
Well, she ain't mad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold cream on her and a good sack over her head.
A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman.
Forty years down the tune, one day they found him with a shotgun, buck naked on the roof.
[Bm] Doctor [C] said he's lost his [Bm] mind, we'll have to [C] take him away.
[Am] As they [G] strapped that straight jacket [C] on him, someone [D] heard him say,
If [G] you'd live with her long as I have, you'd be slapped crazy too.
She's the one that's really a psycho, more than a few screws loose, she's nutty [Am] as a squirrel.
_ [C] Doctor, please, please [G] take the girl.
_ _ Arnie's daddy said he'd take him fishing if he just digged the lake.
Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson?
I'm trying to imitate.
_ Sorry, Tim. _