Chords for Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

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_ Oh, last Friday evening I went to drive in, [C] bent over double [G] in pain.
_ From out of my mouth and right on a new Lexus, [Am] one hell of a load I sure [C]
swang.
_ [G] On my knees I was throwing, the owner was going [C] inside to pay for his [A] gasoline.
_ I'm [G] in a mess at the Texaco, morphing up refried beans. _ _
_ _ [C] I'm down at the Texaco, sick as a dog.
[G] My stomach's churning, [D] my tail end [G] is raw.
[C] I swear it's the last [G] time I'll eat another Taco [Em] Supreme.
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_ I'm [G] in a mess at the Texaco, morphing up refried beans.
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_ No, [G] this picture ain't pretty.
I ate number 30 [C] and drank too much Mexican [G]
beer.
_ Four shots of tequila, don't mix with Fujitas.
[Am] I'm praying a bathroom [C] is near.
_ _ [G] I OD'd on tamales and drank guacamole.
[C] Lord, I hope that the toilet [A] is clean.
_ [G] I'm in a mess at the Texaco, morphing up refried beans. _ _
_ _ [C] I'm down at the Texaco, smell like alcohol.
[G] Knee deep in poo-poo, [D] the commode was clawed.
[C] Who used it the last [G] time?
Ooh boy, [Em] did it sting.
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_ _ [G] Shoo-wee at the [D] Texaco, cause of them [G] refried beans. _ _
_ _ [C] I'm down at the Texaco, where's Tim McGraw?
[G] While I'm sitting here peeling [D] the paint off the walls, [C] he's probably sipping fine [G] wine and dining on fancy [Em] cuisine. _ _ _ _
[C] _ While [G] I'm here at the [D] Texaco from eating them [G] refried beans.
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_ _ [G] A message to Texaco from eating them refried beans.
[D] I said I'd be out in a minute.
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