Chords for Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

_ _ _ Yes, I admit!
_ _ I've got a stinking problem.
_ Fan roll on [C] just won't do. _
_ I've soaked [G] in Clorox bleach.
_ _ Lysol and [C] Pine-Sol too. _ _
_ Yes, I admit [F] I've got a stinking problem.
_ Fill the tub up [C] to the top. _ _
_ _ I'll [G] start with my Brillo _ pad.
But I don't know [C] when to stop.
[F] _ _
[C] _ I wake up [F] and right [G] away
a foul odor [C] hits my nose. _
_ Once my sweat [F] glands start to pour
[G] I stink from my head down [C] through my toes.
[F] _ _
[C] _ Yes, [D] I admit I've [F] got a stinking problem.
_ _ Aqua Velva [C] can't cut through.
_ _ _ Calgon [G] won't take me away.
_ Mr.
Bubbles [C] just says pee.
_ _ Yes, I admit I've [F] got a stinking problem.
Put doctor shows in [C] my flip-flops.
_ _ _ Then [G] I'll scrub my private _ parts.
But I don't know [C] when to stop.
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ I've been called [F] some filthy names.
[G] And a lot of [C] dirty words.
_ I'm in a fault [F] for just the same.
[G] _ I refuse to [C] be deterred.
[F] _ _ [C] _ Yes, I [F] admit I've got a stinking problem.
_ Even lye soap [C] won't remove. _ _
_ Ivory liquid [G] and daily cream.
I've even tried my [C] dog shampoo. _ _
Yes, I admit I've [F] got a stinking problem. _
Smell like a hog knee [C] deep in slop. _ _
_ I wore out [G] my loofah pad.
Maybe I should [C] try a mop.
[F] _ _
[C] _ [A] David Ball [G] might have had him ahead. _
But Kratos' team's done [C] stunk it up.
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