Chords for Cliff Edwards (AKA Ukulele Ike) - Mr. Insurance Man

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[A] _ _ _ _ _ [B] Liza was [G] a widow, she lived in Tennessee.
She was a red-hot [D] prospect for an insurance [B] company.
So [Gm] they sent [G] out an agent [A] with several of their plans.
Liza saw him coming, she [Abm] just laughed and [Em] clapped her hands and said,
[G] Mr.
Insurance Man, [Gm] _ [F] take out that thing for me.
_ [A] _ _ [Fm] _ Oh, Mr.
[G] Insurance Man, _ [C] do the best you can,
I [A] crave some indemnity.
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] If you're the [Bbm] man I think you is,
_ [F] I won't have any [D] fears.
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You give me plenty of dividends,
_ and it won't take twenty [C] years.
Oh, [G] Mr.
Insurance Man,
_ [C] _ I know [Fm] it looks safe and sound,
_ _ _ and I'll have the premium ready
_ every time you [Bb] come around.
[G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ The other man, when he used to come, you see,
all [G] he had was attraction.
_ [F] But I was a woman who [D] just craved a little action.
Oh, [Dm] Mr.
Insurance Man,
_ [C] let me take out that [F] thing.
Let me look at [D] your policy.
_ _ [G] Mr.
Insurance Man,
[Ab] please take out that [F] thing.
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[B] _ _ [C] _ Oh, [B] Mr.
Insurance Man,
_ [C] _ please take [F] out that thing for me.
_ [Ab] _ [C] Come on, let's get [A] down to business.
_ _ [F] I'm ready, can't [Bb] you see?
_ _ _ [Gm] I know I've been without it for so [G] long.
You think I'm dumb, perhaps,
[A] but I'm the kind of gal who can keep [D] it up and never let it lap.
[G] Oh, Mr.
Insurance Man,
[Gm] take out that thing [F] for me.
Let me see the numbers on that [Db] policy,
just how much I'm going to [G] get.
[B] Oh, Mr.
Insurance [C] Man,
take out that [Dbm] thing [A] for me.
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