Club dread - Pina Coladaburg Chords

_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ They call me the mayor, _ _
[Bm] _ cause I spend all my days here.
_ [G] _
_ _ You would too, _ [A] if you knew what I know. _ _ _ _
[D] About a tropical tree, _ [F#] _
_ [Bm] sucks straight from the coconuts teeth.
[G] _ When it's just right, [D] it [C] makes your [E] short hairs grow. _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ Got a hole in my straw hat, [A#m] _
[Bm] _ two tires on my Jeep flap. _
[G] _ _ Maybe today, _ [A] I'll stay out of the sun.
[F#m] You make [A] a lot [D] of money.
But the ladies are flocking.
_ [F#m] _
_ [Bm] That means it's time to start [F#] cocking.
[G] _ That brain freeze nectar, _ [D]
[E] that fills my pugun. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] Poison another _ [E] glass, in Pina [A] Colada burn.
Coconut [B] milk [D] with a pineapple splash.
[E] _ Don't forget that [A] the rum comes first.
_ _ Pasta [D] plant on my [E] ass, in Pina [A] Colada burn.
[F#] _ Woodshed [D] eyes and a swirly mustache.
[E] _ Mouth tastes like piñata _ _
[A] turd.
Promise [D] not take it slow, [E] _ down in Pina [A] Colada burn.
The boost of the lava [D] is starting to flow.
[E] _ Guess I'll have [A] to break my word, with _ [D] bikinis to my right.
[E] _ Fabulous Pina [A] Colada burn.
[F#m] Slide mouth soup [D] makes my head feel light.
[E] _ Makes me feel [A] like a dirty bird.
[F#] _ Dang these drinks [D] are strong. _ _
[E] _ Shouldn't have smoked [A] that bar.
Now [E] I'm too drunk to sing [A] this song. _ _
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