Cod Liver Oil and Orange Juice Chords by Hamish Imlach

[Gm] _ _ _ _ Now that was a song about Harry Mary one of the best-known birds in
_ Glasgow a mother
_ And this next song is the story of how she became a mother _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
Well who told the [Eb] East [Bb] there came [Gm] a heart man _ [Eb] Whoa
_ all the [Bb] way free Brighton _ _ [Gm] _ _ Glory _ [Bb] hallelujah
God that oil [Gb] and the [Gm] orange juice _ _ _
_ Well, he went into [Eb] a pub [Gm] honey coming pot of lettuce Oh [Eb] _ _ VP [Gm] inside
_ What a hell of a mixture
_ [Bb] God never do I [Gb] land the [Am] [Gm] audience juice
Sex rears its ugly head [C] now
[Gm] _
Does this bus [Eb] go [Bb] to the dentist [Gm] and poly?
_ [Eb] Whoa
I'm looking [Bb] for a lumber
Ha ha [Gm] ha ha
Glory _ hallelujah
[Bb] God never do I [Gb] land the [Gm] audience juice?
_ _ Eyes up the talent and lo and behold in [Eb] the [Bb] Johnson.
He met [Gm] Harry Mary
_ [Eb] _ The flute [Bb] or the garbles
_ [Gm] The Lord [Bb] _ hallelujah
God never do I land [Gb] the [Gm] audience _ [C] juice
[Gm] shots are up _
Onum, [Eb] Mary, [Bb] are [Gm] you Johnson?
[Eb] Oh, no, it's just [Bb] the way I'm stonin
_ [Gm] _
The Lord _ [Bb] hallelujah
God never do I [Gb] land [D] the [Gm] audience juice _ rebuffed
_ Well, [Eb] then Mary [Bb] you're [Gm] one in a million
_ [Eb] Whoa, so's [Bb] your chances?
Ha ha [Gm] ha [Bb] Glory _ hallelujah
God that oil [Gb] and [D] the [Gm] orange juice rebuffed again
_ Well, [Eb] then Mary, [Gm] can I run you? _
_ [Eb] Whoa, _ I've got a [Bb] pair of sand shoes
_ [Gm] Yeah, I love that funny
[Bb] God never do I [Gb] land the [Gm] audience juice?
[Em] Never say [Gm] die
Sways a bit nonchalantly picking his nails was being it and he knocks it off
_ Well dude through the [Eb] back clothes [Bb] and into [Gm] the dunny.
_ [Eb] Oh
It [Bb] wasn't it for the first time
_ [Gm] _ _ Glory [Bb] _ hallelujah
God that I land [Gb] the [Gm] audience juice
[C] _ _ [Gm] _ Then it came [Eb] her mommy
_ [Bb] She was gone to the clergy
_ _ [Eb] Oh
I'll bug it [Bb] off sharpish.
_ [Gm] Ah Glory [Bb] _ hallelujah
God never do I [D] land the [Gm] audience juice?
[C] _ _ [Gm] _ new Harry [Eb] _ [Bb] Mary's
Looking for [Gm] a heart man.
[Eb] Oh
He's Jane the [Bb] foreign legion
_ _ [Gm] _
Sarah under the [Bb] Campbell's God never do I [D] land the [Gm] audience _ juice?
_ Then [Eb] Harry Mary [Bb] had [Gm] a little baby.
Oh
[Eb] _ It's [Bb] fathers in the army
ha [Gm] ha ha _ [Bb] glory hallelujah
God never oil [D] and the [Gm] audience juice
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _