Chords for Cod Liver Oil

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I'm a young married man and I'm tired of me life,
[G] For lately I married a nailing young wife.
[Am] She does nothing all day, only sits [G] down and sigh,
Saying I wish to the Lord [Am] that I only could die.
_ Oh, Doctor, dear Doctor, oh, Doctor de Jong,
[G] Your cuddly variety's so pure and so strong,
[Am] I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down in [G] the soil,
If me wife don't stop drinking [Am] your cuddly variol.
Till a friend of me own came to see me one day,
[G] And he told me me wife was just whining away,
[Am] But he afterwards told me that she [G] would get strong,
[Am] If I'd buy her a bottle from Doctor de Jong. _
Oh, Doctor, dear Doctor, oh, Doctor de Jong,
[G] Your cuddly variety's so pure and so [Am] strong,
I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down [G] in the soil,
If me wife don't stop drinking [Am] your cuddly variol. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Am] _ _ _ _ So I bought her a bottle, it was just far to try,
[G] And the way that she scuffed it, you'd swear she was dry.
[Am] I bought her another, it went [G] just the same,
[Am] Till I owned she's got cuddly variol on the brain.
Oh, Doctor, dear Doctor, oh, Doctor de Jong,
[G] Your cuddly variety's so pure and so [Am] strong,
I'm afraid of me life, I'll go down [G] in the soil,
If me wife [Em] don't stop drinking [Am] your cuddly variol.
My house, it resembles a big doctor's shop,
[G] With bottles and bottles from bottom to top,
[Am] And when in the morning the kettle to [G] boil,
_ You'd swear it was [Am] singing out, cuddly variol.
Oh, Doctor, dear Doctor, oh, Doctor de Jong,
[G] Your cuddly variol is so pure and so strong,
[Am] I'm afraid of me life, I'll go [G] down in the soil,
[Am] If me wife don't stop drinking your cuddly variol.
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