Chords for Coldplay sing three very boring songs

_ _ _ _ _ Hi Coldplay.
Hello.
Hi guys.
So we need to talk about what's going to happen in a second.
We are getting lyrics from the listeners on 8 double 1 double 9.
The most boring lyrics
possible like really boring.
And don't just send in old Coldplay lyrics as a [C] joke.
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [F] That's good.
He's good.
They're coming in.
They're really [C] boring.
Just so relieved.
Just
so relieved drop out of a tree.
Do you want us to do that?
Yeah, give it a go.
Here we
go.
Let's [D] make it a salsa.
_ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Walking this morning.
What did I see?
I saw a leaf drop out of a tree.
You got it.
Walking
along after dark.
What kind of changes going on in the park?
[F] I'm saying yeah.
Something like that.
[B] Yeah.
I mean that is a hit [Eb] already.
That's good.
Is that [C] how easy
the album is?
Yeah.
[G] That's actually off the album.
Wow.
That is a set up text.
It's from
your management.
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] We've been asking people to text in this morning.
The most boring thing
possible.
8 double 1 double 9.
Like really, [Fm] really boring, please.
And [Abm] now we're going
to try and turn these really boring lyrics.
Honestly, no preparation whatsoever.
This
is the first time we've [F] seen the lyrics now.
I've got a bag.
[Gb] _ _
Well, look at that from Bristol.
I just I've just got a bag.
You want to read out?
Well,
you read the ones you want us to do.
Yeah, well, this one's a no brainer.
[Am] Tom from Bristol
says I've just got a bag of sand out of the van.
It was a gorgeous day.
[Em] Everything's going
my way.
I [Dm] am a man with some [Am] sand in my head.
_ I don't know what to do.
[Em] How to make this
day true.
[Dm] Gotta get it out of my [Am] van if I can.
[A] Yeah. _
_ That _ [F] goes on for ages.
We could
keep going.
I like that one.
Okay.
All right.
_ _ _ [Gb] Now it's okay.
Okay, keep coming.
Here we
go.
Okay.
This is a good one. _
_ All right, you got it.
We will do [Ab] it.
We need to know what
it is.
Okay.
[Em] Give you the feed.
This is [N] Kirk in hip switch.
Yeah, I'm counting screws for
kitchen [Bbm] handles.
Good [C] _ morning.
_ [Am] How are you? _ _
_ [C] _ How are your socks?
[Am] How are your shoes? _
_ [C] Are
you listening to jazz?
[Am] What did you choose?
[F] Oh, me? _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] I'm [C] counting screws.
_ [D] _ _ [E] _
_ This _ is how we
make all our albums.
This is easy.
Every morning.
Guy, what's going on over there lyrics wise?
I need to buy a [G] new toothbrush because my bristles are [C] flat.
Oh, that sounds like a rock
song.
[E] Yeah, yeah.
Let's go rock.
[C] Yeah.
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ What _ was the thing [F] again?
Guy? _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ Yeah.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Walking down the street.
Get a lot of whistles.
Going to buy something to eat.
[Em] Got a bunch of new bristles.
I don't
know. _
[E] _ I'm so sorry.
[Abm] That's not good enough for a year.
I couldn't get the sound right.
I messed
it up.
Oh, well, do you know what had potential?
[Gb] Potential was there?
Maybe save it for the next?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Ep.
Ep.
B side.
B side.
B side.
B side.
Yeah.
If you do do some rubbish [Eb] in the
studio, just like B side.
Yeah.
_ _ I've got a good one here.
Okay.
It sounds a little bit.
I don't
know.
Could be ballady.
Okay.
Today.
I'm going to walk to the postbox and post about 10 letters.
Okay.
_ I really enjoyed the delivery.
Thank you.
Okay.
[C] Don from Norwich.
Okay.
Okay.
About 10
[Dm] letters.
About 10 letters.
Okay.
Okay.
_ [C] _ _ _ [Am] Yeah.
All right.
[C] _ Come on, everybody.
[Am] _ _
So [C] right now, just walking along, [Am] _
singing my new song.
[F] _ Here we go. _ _ _
_ _ [C] Hey, I want to contact.
[Am] I want to contact my friend.
_ [C] _ I got some letters
that [Am] I just got to say.
[F] _ I got another nine people that I want to [C] call.
_ I got a [Am] right to them all
right into [F] my friends.
Right into [G] my friends.
Letter writing [C] never ends.
Letter writing never ends. _ _
_ Yeah.
Don't want to write to [Am] them on my computer.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ That's right.
Never.
He's not quite good enough.
I'm sorry.
I mean, that was I mean,
we've definitely had worse live launches.
I was going to settle in for the next nine verses.
Yeah.
I _ _ mean, we have one more.
Yeah, one more.
One more.
What should we go for?
Johnny,
do you want to pick the subject matter?
Yeah, I think plucking my eyebrows.
Oh, not me.
No.
Okay.
That's not an aside.
Let me get the right sound.
This is a good one.
Who's it by?
Tom from
home.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom again.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Tom is looking his eyebrows.
Yeah,
he's just from Bristol.
He's got the bag of sand out of the van.
Right now in whole
like [Am] in his eye.
Look at his eyebrow.
My wife said, Tom, [Dm] you look so scary.
[Am] _
Don't want to be rude.
But [Dm] your eyebrows are a little bit hairy.
[Am] _ I ain't the problem.
_ [Dm] Don't
blame it on me.
[F] _ They grow much longer.
[G] You're gonna struggle to see.
[Am] So pluck them out.
_ That's what this [Dm] song's about.
Can you borrow [F] my tweezers?
Yeah, you [G] can no doubt.
Cause I'm plucking my [Am] eyebrows out. _
That's what my [Dm] day's about.
_ [F] Oh, got your permission
to [G] improve your vision.
_ _ [Am] That's it.
Beautiful.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] That was really beautiful.
That was really, really quite something.
I [Gb] think definitely
some stuff there to go in the next.
I had a great night of this came [C] out.
We're going back in guys.
We're going back in.
Said Tom [Dm] beware of excess bodily hair.
[F] Cause you don't want to scare [G] our children.
[Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh wow, this has been wonderful. _ _