Chords for Collin's Mom ('Stacy's Mom' Calculus Parody)
Tempo:
118.2 bpm
Chords used:
A
B
E
C
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B] [Am]
[F]
[E] Colin's mom has got it going on.
[A] Colin, can I come over after [E] school?
[Bm] I [E]
need [F] your mom to [B] review my [A] derivative [E] rules.
[E]
Did Deanne get back from her AP trip?
My calculus [B] grade [A] is starting [E] to slip.
[B] Starting to slip.
[Ab] You know I'm really hoping [A] that I get a green green.
[Abm] But if I don't, please say you [A] won't arrest me like JD.
[E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Dbm] going on.
[A] She taught me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] The AP's have to slow [B]-flow.
I just thought I'd love [G] this song.
[Am] Colin's mom has got it going on.
[B] You can't even derive my [A] rhymes because they're one of a kind.
[B] I'll leave you twisted on the [A] floor like that graph of cosine.
[E] I'll cut you in [A] half like an [B] asymptote.
My flow's through the [A] roof, can't define my flow.
[E] I'll knock you out [A] cold like gas station [B] sushi.
I'll erase you from this [A] life using your substitution.
[E] While you're chilling in pre [A]-cal, I'm killing an AP.
[B] You can't integrate, [A] let alone solve for C.
[E] I was [A] God and made it through cop [B]-cop.
[A] Spinning proverbs like [E] God.
When I'm through with you, [A] your whole graph will be [B] shifted.
When I drop my first [A] rhyme, my Y-I-N-T [E] lifted.
Pre-cal's [A] overrated like that one guy, Jason [B] Spiegel.
Y'all got nothing on our [A] swag, you're a child's 12 [E] seagulls.
And I tried to let it [A] be, kind of like the [B] Beals,
but you egged me on [A] and now I'm through, suck my dick [Ab] off.
I'm not the pre-cal student [A] that I used to be.
[Ab] Pre-cal's so much easier [A] than calculus, baby.
[E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Db] going on.
[A] She taught [E] me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural [A] law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] You AP's have to song [B] so I just started.
[C] Go ahead, just [G] sit there, floating on your [Dm] boat.
While you try to [Em] calculate the angle of some [C] slope or elevation.
[G] Whatever, I can't tell [B] what's possible, let me cry.
From river, then adding [C] vibrato.
I'd much rather [G] be trying to [Dm] find the speed of past [Em] car down 75.
[C] Or finding the ray at which travelers are [B] flying.
Cause that's real life, you might need it some [G] time.
Colin's mom [D] has got it.
[E]
[C] She taught [G] me how to [D] use the boss in [E] natural [C] law.
Colin, [G] can't you see [Eb] that you're [Em] so lucky?
[C] I know it ain't wrong, [D] but I'm in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] [D] I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin, [D] Colin's mom.
I'm in [Em] love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin's [Eb] mom.
I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[D] We're in love with Colin's [Ab] mom.
[N]
I think, hold on, pause, pause.
Do it flat.
Yeah, yeah.
Hit the same place.
Stay in the same place, serve the grip.
Oh my god.
Blast fish.
[F]
[E] Colin's mom has got it going on.
[A] Colin, can I come over after [E] school?
[Bm] I [E]
need [F] your mom to [B] review my [A] derivative [E] rules.
[E]
Did Deanne get back from her AP trip?
My calculus [B] grade [A] is starting [E] to slip.
[B] Starting to slip.
[Ab] You know I'm really hoping [A] that I get a green green.
[Abm] But if I don't, please say you [A] won't arrest me like JD.
[E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Dbm] going on.
[A] She taught me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] The AP's have to slow [B]-flow.
I just thought I'd love [G] this song.
[Am] Colin's mom has got it going on.
[B] You can't even derive my [A] rhymes because they're one of a kind.
[B] I'll leave you twisted on the [A] floor like that graph of cosine.
[E] I'll cut you in [A] half like an [B] asymptote.
My flow's through the [A] roof, can't define my flow.
[E] I'll knock you out [A] cold like gas station [B] sushi.
I'll erase you from this [A] life using your substitution.
[E] While you're chilling in pre [A]-cal, I'm killing an AP.
[B] You can't integrate, [A] let alone solve for C.
[E] I was [A] God and made it through cop [B]-cop.
[A] Spinning proverbs like [E] God.
When I'm through with you, [A] your whole graph will be [B] shifted.
When I drop my first [A] rhyme, my Y-I-N-T [E] lifted.
Pre-cal's [A] overrated like that one guy, Jason [B] Spiegel.
Y'all got nothing on our [A] swag, you're a child's 12 [E] seagulls.
And I tried to let it [A] be, kind of like the [B] Beals,
but you egged me on [A] and now I'm through, suck my dick [Ab] off.
I'm not the pre-cal student [A] that I used to be.
[Ab] Pre-cal's so much easier [A] than calculus, baby.
[E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Db] going on.
[A] She taught [E] me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural [A] law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] You AP's have to song [B] so I just started.
[C] Go ahead, just [G] sit there, floating on your [Dm] boat.
While you try to [Em] calculate the angle of some [C] slope or elevation.
[G] Whatever, I can't tell [B] what's possible, let me cry.
From river, then adding [C] vibrato.
I'd much rather [G] be trying to [Dm] find the speed of past [Em] car down 75.
[C] Or finding the ray at which travelers are [B] flying.
Cause that's real life, you might need it some [G] time.
Colin's mom [D] has got it.
[E]
[C] She taught [G] me how to [D] use the boss in [E] natural [C] law.
Colin, [G] can't you see [Eb] that you're [Em] so lucky?
[C] I know it ain't wrong, [D] but I'm in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] [D] I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin, [D] Colin's mom.
I'm in [Em] love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin's [Eb] mom.
I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[D] We're in love with Colin's [Ab] mom.
[N]
I think, hold on, pause, pause.
Do it flat.
Yeah, yeah.
Hit the same place.
Stay in the same place, serve the grip.
Oh my god.
Blast fish.
Key:
A
B
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C
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A
B
E
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[E] Colin's mom has got it going _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ on.
_ [A] Colin, can I come over after [E] school?
_ _ _ [Bm] I [E] _ _
need [F] your mom to [B] review my [A] derivative [E] _ _ _ rules.
_ [E] _ _
Did Deanne get back from her AP trip? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
My calculus [B] grade [A] is starting [E] to slip.
_ _ [B] Starting to slip.
[Ab] You know I'm really hoping [A] that I get a green green.
[Abm] But if I don't, please say you [A] won't arrest me like JD. _
_ [E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Dbm] going on.
[A] She taught me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural law. _
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] The AP's have to slow [B]-flow.
I just thought I'd love [G] this song.
[Am] Colin's mom has got it going on.
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ You can't even derive my [A] rhymes because they're one of a kind.
[B] I'll leave you twisted on the [A] floor like that graph of cosine.
[E] I'll cut you in [A] half like an [B] asymptote.
My flow's through the [A] roof, can't define my flow.
[E] I'll knock you out [A] cold like gas station [B] sushi.
I'll erase you from this [A] life using your substitution.
[E] While you're chilling in pre [A]-cal, I'm killing an AP.
[B] You can't integrate, [A] let alone solve for C.
[E] I was [A] God and made it through cop [B]-cop.
[A] Spinning proverbs like [E] God.
When I'm through with you, [A] your whole graph will be [B] shifted.
When I drop my first [A] rhyme, my Y-I-N-T [E] lifted.
Pre-cal's [A] overrated like that one guy, Jason [B] Spiegel.
Y'all got nothing on our [A] swag, you're a child's 12 [E] seagulls.
And I tried to let it [A] be, kind of like the [B] Beals,
but you egged me on [A] and now I'm through, suck my dick [Ab] off.
I'm not the pre-cal student [A] that I used to be. _
[Ab] Pre-cal's so much easier [A] than calculus, baby. _
_ [E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Db] going on.
[A] She taught [E] me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural [A] law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] You AP's have to song [B] so I just started.
[C] Go ahead, just [G] sit there, floating on your [Dm] boat.
While you try to [Em] calculate the angle of some [C] slope or elevation.
[G] Whatever, I can't tell [B] what's possible, let me cry.
From river, then adding [C] vibrato.
I'd much rather [G] be trying to [Dm] find the speed of past [Em] car down 75.
[C] Or finding the ray at which travelers are [B] flying.
Cause that's real life, you might need it some [G] time.
Colin's mom [D] has got it.
[E] _
[C] She taught [G] me how to [D] use the boss in [E] natural [C] law.
Colin, [G] can't you see [Eb] that you're [Em] so lucky?
[C] I know it ain't wrong, [D] but I'm in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] _ _ [D] I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin, [D] Colin's mom.
I'm in [Em] love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin's [Eb] mom.
I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
_ [D] We're in love with Colin's [Ab] mom.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I think, hold on, pause, pause.
_ Do it flat.
Yeah, yeah. _
_ _ _ _ Hit the same place.
Stay _ in the same place, serve the grip. _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh my god.
_ _ _ _ _ Blast fish.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[E] Colin's mom has got it going _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ on.
_ [A] Colin, can I come over after [E] school?
_ _ _ [Bm] I [E] _ _
need [F] your mom to [B] review my [A] derivative [E] _ _ _ rules.
_ [E] _ _
Did Deanne get back from her AP trip? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
My calculus [B] grade [A] is starting [E] to slip.
_ _ [B] Starting to slip.
[Ab] You know I'm really hoping [A] that I get a green green.
[Abm] But if I don't, please say you [A] won't arrest me like JD. _
_ [E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Dbm] going on.
[A] She taught me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural law. _
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] The AP's have to slow [B]-flow.
I just thought I'd love [G] this song.
[Am] Colin's mom has got it going on.
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ You can't even derive my [A] rhymes because they're one of a kind.
[B] I'll leave you twisted on the [A] floor like that graph of cosine.
[E] I'll cut you in [A] half like an [B] asymptote.
My flow's through the [A] roof, can't define my flow.
[E] I'll knock you out [A] cold like gas station [B] sushi.
I'll erase you from this [A] life using your substitution.
[E] While you're chilling in pre [A]-cal, I'm killing an AP.
[B] You can't integrate, [A] let alone solve for C.
[E] I was [A] God and made it through cop [B]-cop.
[A] Spinning proverbs like [E] God.
When I'm through with you, [A] your whole graph will be [B] shifted.
When I drop my first [A] rhyme, my Y-I-N-T [E] lifted.
Pre-cal's [A] overrated like that one guy, Jason [B] Spiegel.
Y'all got nothing on our [A] swag, you're a child's 12 [E] seagulls.
And I tried to let it [A] be, kind of like the [B] Beals,
but you egged me on [A] and now I'm through, suck my dick [Ab] off.
I'm not the pre-cal student [A] that I used to be. _
[Ab] Pre-cal's so much easier [A] than calculus, baby. _
_ [E] Colin's mom [B] has got it [Db] going on.
[A] She taught [E] me how to [B] use the boss in [Dbm] natural [A] law.
Colin, [E] can't you see [C] that you're [Dbm] so lucky?
[A] You AP's have to song [B] so I just started.
[C] Go ahead, just [G] sit there, floating on your [Dm] boat.
While you try to [Em] calculate the angle of some [C] slope or elevation.
[G] Whatever, I can't tell [B] what's possible, let me cry.
From river, then adding [C] vibrato.
I'd much rather [G] be trying to [Dm] find the speed of past [Em] car down 75.
[C] Or finding the ray at which travelers are [B] flying.
Cause that's real life, you might need it some [G] time.
Colin's mom [D] has got it.
[E] _
[C] She taught [G] me how to [D] use the boss in [E] natural [C] law.
Colin, [G] can't you see [Eb] that you're [Em] so lucky?
[C] I know it ain't wrong, [D] but I'm in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] _ _ [D] I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin, [D] Colin's mom.
I'm in [Em] love with [C] Colin's mom.
[G] Colin's [Eb] mom.
I'm [Em] in love with [C] Colin's mom.
_ [D] We're in love with Colin's [Ab] mom.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I think, hold on, pause, pause.
_ Do it flat.
Yeah, yeah. _
_ _ _ _ Hit the same place.
Stay _ in the same place, serve the grip. _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh my god.
_ _ _ _ _ Blast fish.