Chords for Colossus - Tyler, The Creator
Tempo:
89.15 bpm
Chords used:
F
A
Em
D#
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Am] Six flags, six fags came up and said,
Ayo, can we get a pic?
I said no.
And they said, oh, it's Wolfgang Yonkers.
Goblin is my shit though.
Now I'm like, fuck, I don't wanna be an [Em] asshole.
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis Devon
with a fake smile like her titties was drawing it on.
[F] So fucking annoyed cause I miss Goliath.
Cause them kids said I was there and then they called the wire.
Now I'm [Gm] surrounded by 25 hounded [D#] fuckers trying to get a photo.
[Em] All because they noticed the top with the box logo on them fucking ears.
Guarantee they didn't even hear bastard.
They banned Wag and Junkman from a pogo.
I'm going fucking loco.
[A] Hey [Em] Tyler, can I know bitch?
Don't you see me [A] trying to buy a [F] fucking churro?
But Tyler, you're my hero.
I used to [F] get bullied until I heard [Gm] Radicals.
That last part got to [F] me.
See, [D#] I used to give a fuck until my cock would bleed.
[F] Now I'm the happiest [Gm] I think I'll ever, [F] ever be.
My life is just like yours.
No [A] father.
My mama must have forgot to stop with a pop [F] condom.
In school I was the one that was stinking outside [A] boxes.
So everybody in them would say that I got [F] problems.
So when I heard you say it I said it back like [A] fuck em.
You're an inspiration to niggas like me.
[F] Not the niggas who dislike you cause of lyrics and beats.
I'm [A] talking about the niggas who don't know where they're going to be.
[Em] I heard the song bastard [Am] right in the moment of heat.
Not in the summer.
But of course I was holding a heat gun on the edge of my feet.
I heard that first piano chord and it drew me in like predators carrying trees.
[Em] Then I said to myself, fuck is he speaking to me?
See me and you, we go together like snare and a beat.
[F] I mean snare and a kick drum.
See my forearm, I carved a weft on it this morning with a glass shard [D#] on my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard.
That's hard.
That's tough.
I'm playing air [D] guitar when I see you play at the Roxy.
[Am] [D] Tyler, I love you.
Wanna be just [Em] like you.
I think about your [A] face and I don't even fucking [Em] try to.
[D] Wish I had a basement [Em] meant for me to hide you.
[C] We could play X-Box and listen to In Search Of and eat donuts over conversating about what [D#] church does.
I come up with weird ass videos with most bugs.
I'm straight as too.
So no drugs on [Dm] this trip.
If I killed that bitch, you should have killed [A] that bitch.
Should have took me instead.
[F] See, if you can't have her, then he shouldn't [A] either.
And if I can't have you, then she shouldn't [F] either.
No one should see you but me in your [A] T-shirt.
I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my [F] knees hurt.
I'll reach Wolfgang, golf, wank, [A] flaw, nah, freak, Earl Marvin.
I know it seems [F] like I'm just slobbing on your knob but I'm just a [A] fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin.
I ain't got [F] a job and I went out and bought Goblin about five [A] times cause I love you, man.
[F] I like tie-dye tees or just plain white [A] tees.
I like hands that's cut.
I like words like [F] fuck.
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut [A] out.
Now paper cuts on my balls because [D] your dick's in my [F] jaw.
And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a [A] day.
And now I'm bitter cause you don't even reply with a [F] hey.
And my boy think I'm gay cause I play VCR [A] and my car run [F] alone.
Speakers waking up later.
Alright, my nigga, calm down.
It's getting [Am] weird to just pick [E] so I can [F] get on Colossus.
I'm driving slow as molasses.
No, nigga, I see you're loving my shit.
[A] And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my dick.
[Am] But I'm not [F] gay so it's awkward.
I'm grouchy like [F#m] Oscar after spilling some shit [C#] on his newest pair of bass [F] Dockers.
Yonkers and Yonkers.
Sick of hearing about [C#m] Yonkers.
[G] Grateful that it worked.
I attack and I conquer.
[F] Yeah, whatever, but I had a fucking blast at the concert.
[A] I was at the Boston one.
[C#m] I got a t-shirt from Sega.
[F] The one that say Sega Lockhart.
And when you came out to [A] sandwiches, that's when [C#m] my fucking boy crush got start.
[E] Just [D#] take this fucking [G] picture, man.
[F#] Shit.
[F]
Ayo, can we get a pic?
I said no.
And they said, oh, it's Wolfgang Yonkers.
Goblin is my shit though.
Now I'm like, fuck, I don't wanna be an [Em] asshole.
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis Devon
with a fake smile like her titties was drawing it on.
[F] So fucking annoyed cause I miss Goliath.
Cause them kids said I was there and then they called the wire.
Now I'm [Gm] surrounded by 25 hounded [D#] fuckers trying to get a photo.
[Em] All because they noticed the top with the box logo on them fucking ears.
Guarantee they didn't even hear bastard.
They banned Wag and Junkman from a pogo.
I'm going fucking loco.
[A] Hey [Em] Tyler, can I know bitch?
Don't you see me [A] trying to buy a [F] fucking churro?
But Tyler, you're my hero.
I used to [F] get bullied until I heard [Gm] Radicals.
That last part got to [F] me.
See, [D#] I used to give a fuck until my cock would bleed.
[F] Now I'm the happiest [Gm] I think I'll ever, [F] ever be.
My life is just like yours.
No [A] father.
My mama must have forgot to stop with a pop [F] condom.
In school I was the one that was stinking outside [A] boxes.
So everybody in them would say that I got [F] problems.
So when I heard you say it I said it back like [A] fuck em.
You're an inspiration to niggas like me.
[F] Not the niggas who dislike you cause of lyrics and beats.
I'm [A] talking about the niggas who don't know where they're going to be.
[Em] I heard the song bastard [Am] right in the moment of heat.
Not in the summer.
But of course I was holding a heat gun on the edge of my feet.
I heard that first piano chord and it drew me in like predators carrying trees.
[Em] Then I said to myself, fuck is he speaking to me?
See me and you, we go together like snare and a beat.
[F] I mean snare and a kick drum.
See my forearm, I carved a weft on it this morning with a glass shard [D#] on my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard.
That's hard.
That's tough.
I'm playing air [D] guitar when I see you play at the Roxy.
[Am] [D] Tyler, I love you.
Wanna be just [Em] like you.
I think about your [A] face and I don't even fucking [Em] try to.
[D] Wish I had a basement [Em] meant for me to hide you.
[C] We could play X-Box and listen to In Search Of and eat donuts over conversating about what [D#] church does.
I come up with weird ass videos with most bugs.
I'm straight as too.
So no drugs on [Dm] this trip.
If I killed that bitch, you should have killed [A] that bitch.
Should have took me instead.
[F] See, if you can't have her, then he shouldn't [A] either.
And if I can't have you, then she shouldn't [F] either.
No one should see you but me in your [A] T-shirt.
I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my [F] knees hurt.
I'll reach Wolfgang, golf, wank, [A] flaw, nah, freak, Earl Marvin.
I know it seems [F] like I'm just slobbing on your knob but I'm just a [A] fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin.
I ain't got [F] a job and I went out and bought Goblin about five [A] times cause I love you, man.
[F] I like tie-dye tees or just plain white [A] tees.
I like hands that's cut.
I like words like [F] fuck.
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut [A] out.
Now paper cuts on my balls because [D] your dick's in my [F] jaw.
And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a [A] day.
And now I'm bitter cause you don't even reply with a [F] hey.
And my boy think I'm gay cause I play VCR [A] and my car run [F] alone.
Speakers waking up later.
Alright, my nigga, calm down.
It's getting [Am] weird to just pick [E] so I can [F] get on Colossus.
I'm driving slow as molasses.
No, nigga, I see you're loving my shit.
[A] And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my dick.
[Am] But I'm not [F] gay so it's awkward.
I'm grouchy like [F#m] Oscar after spilling some shit [C#] on his newest pair of bass [F] Dockers.
Yonkers and Yonkers.
Sick of hearing about [C#m] Yonkers.
[G] Grateful that it worked.
I attack and I conquer.
[F] Yeah, whatever, but I had a fucking blast at the concert.
[A] I was at the Boston one.
[C#m] I got a t-shirt from Sega.
[F] The one that say Sega Lockhart.
And when you came out to [A] sandwiches, that's when [C#m] my fucking boy crush got start.
[E] Just [D#] take this fucking [G] picture, man.
[F#] Shit.
[F]
Key:
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Am
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A
Em
[Am] Six flags, six fags came up and said,
Ayo, can we get a pic?
I said no.
And they said, oh, it's Wolfgang Yonkers.
Goblin is my shit though.
Now I'm like, fuck, I don't wanna be an [Em] asshole.
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis Devon
with a fake smile like her titties was drawing it on.
[F] So fucking annoyed cause I miss Goliath.
Cause them kids said I was there and then they called the wire.
Now I'm [Gm] surrounded by 25 hounded [D#] fuckers trying to get a photo.
[Em] All because they noticed the top with the box logo on them fucking ears.
Guarantee they didn't even hear bastard.
They banned Wag and Junkman from a pogo.
I'm going fucking loco.
[A] Hey [Em] Tyler, can I know bitch?
Don't you see me [A] trying to buy a [F] fucking churro?
But Tyler, you're my hero.
I used to [F] get bullied until I heard [Gm] Radicals.
That last part got to [F] me.
See, [D#] I used to give a fuck until my cock would bleed.
[F] Now I'm the happiest [Gm] I think I'll ever, [F] ever be.
My life is just like yours.
No [A] father.
My mama must have forgot to stop with a pop [F] condom.
In school I was the one that was stinking outside [A] boxes.
So everybody in them would say that I got [F] problems.
So when I heard you say it I said it back like [A] fuck em.
You're an inspiration to niggas like me.
[F] Not the niggas who dislike you cause of lyrics and beats.
I'm [A] talking about the niggas who don't know where they're going to be.
[Em] I heard the song bastard [Am] right in the moment of heat.
Not in the summer.
But of course I was holding a heat gun on the edge of my feet.
I heard that first piano chord and it drew me in like predators carrying trees.
[Em] Then I said to myself, fuck is he speaking to me?
See me and you, we go together like snare and a beat.
[F] I mean snare and a kick drum.
See my forearm, I carved a weft on it this morning with a glass shard [D#] on my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard.
That's hard.
That's tough.
I'm playing air [D] guitar when I see you play at the Roxy.
[Am] [D] Tyler, I love you.
Wanna be just [Em] like you.
I think about your [A] face and I don't even fucking [Em] try to.
[D] Wish I had a basement [Em] meant for me to hide you.
[C] We could play X-Box and listen to In Search Of and eat donuts over conversating about what [D#] church does.
I come up with weird ass videos with most bugs.
I'm straight as too.
So no drugs on [Dm] this trip.
If I killed that bitch, you should have killed [A] that bitch.
Should have took me instead.
[F] See, if you can't have her, then he shouldn't [A] either.
And if I can't have you, then she shouldn't [F] either.
No one should see you but me in your [A] T-shirt.
I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my [F] knees hurt.
I'll reach Wolfgang, golf, wank, [A] flaw, nah, freak, Earl Marvin.
I know it seems [F] like I'm just slobbing on your knob but I'm just a [A] fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin.
I ain't got [F] a job and I went out and bought Goblin about five [A] times cause I love you, man.
[F] I like tie-dye tees or just plain white [A] tees.
I like hands that's cut.
I like words like [F] fuck.
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut [A] out.
Now paper cuts on my balls because [D] your dick's in my [F] jaw.
And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a [A] day.
And now I'm bitter cause you don't even reply with a [F] hey.
And my boy think I'm gay cause I play VCR [A] and my car run [F] alone.
Speakers waking up later.
Alright, my nigga, calm down.
It's getting [Am] weird to just pick [E] so I can [F] get on Colossus.
I'm driving slow as molasses.
No, nigga, I see you're loving my shit.
[A] And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my dick.
[Am] But I'm not [F] gay so it's awkward.
I'm grouchy like [F#m] Oscar after spilling some shit [C#] on his newest pair of bass [F] Dockers.
Yonkers and Yonkers.
Sick of hearing about [C#m] Yonkers.
[G] Grateful that it worked.
I attack and I conquer.
[F] Yeah, whatever, but I had a fucking blast at the concert.
[A] I was at the Boston one.
[C#m] I got a t-shirt from Sega.
[F] The one that say Sega Lockhart.
And when you came out to [A] sandwiches, that's when [C#m] my fucking boy crush got start.
[E] Just [D#] take this fucking [G] picture, man.
[F#] Shit.
[F] _
Ayo, can we get a pic?
I said no.
And they said, oh, it's Wolfgang Yonkers.
Goblin is my shit though.
Now I'm like, fuck, I don't wanna be an [Em] asshole.
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis Devon
with a fake smile like her titties was drawing it on.
[F] So fucking annoyed cause I miss Goliath.
Cause them kids said I was there and then they called the wire.
Now I'm [Gm] surrounded by 25 hounded [D#] fuckers trying to get a photo.
[Em] All because they noticed the top with the box logo on them fucking ears.
Guarantee they didn't even hear bastard.
They banned Wag and Junkman from a pogo.
I'm going fucking loco.
[A] Hey [Em] Tyler, can I know bitch?
Don't you see me [A] trying to buy a [F] fucking churro?
But Tyler, you're my hero.
I used to [F] get bullied until I heard [Gm] Radicals.
That last part got to [F] me.
See, [D#] I used to give a fuck until my cock would bleed.
[F] Now I'm the happiest [Gm] I think I'll ever, [F] ever be.
My life is just like yours.
No [A] father.
My mama must have forgot to stop with a pop [F] condom.
In school I was the one that was stinking outside [A] boxes.
So everybody in them would say that I got [F] problems.
So when I heard you say it I said it back like [A] fuck em.
You're an inspiration to niggas like me.
[F] Not the niggas who dislike you cause of lyrics and beats.
I'm [A] talking about the niggas who don't know where they're going to be.
[Em] I heard the song bastard [Am] right in the moment of heat.
Not in the summer.
But of course I was holding a heat gun on the edge of my feet.
I heard that first piano chord and it drew me in like predators carrying trees.
[Em] Then I said to myself, fuck is he speaking to me?
See me and you, we go together like snare and a beat.
[F] I mean snare and a kick drum.
See my forearm, I carved a weft on it this morning with a glass shard [D#] on my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard.
That's hard.
That's tough.
I'm playing air [D] guitar when I see you play at the Roxy.
[Am] [D] Tyler, I love you.
Wanna be just [Em] like you.
I think about your [A] face and I don't even fucking [Em] try to.
[D] Wish I had a basement [Em] meant for me to hide you.
[C] We could play X-Box and listen to In Search Of and eat donuts over conversating about what [D#] church does.
I come up with weird ass videos with most bugs.
I'm straight as too.
So no drugs on [Dm] this trip.
If I killed that bitch, you should have killed [A] that bitch.
Should have took me instead.
[F] See, if you can't have her, then he shouldn't [A] either.
And if I can't have you, then she shouldn't [F] either.
No one should see you but me in your [A] T-shirt.
I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my [F] knees hurt.
I'll reach Wolfgang, golf, wank, [A] flaw, nah, freak, Earl Marvin.
I know it seems [F] like I'm just slobbing on your knob but I'm just a [A] fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin.
I ain't got [F] a job and I went out and bought Goblin about five [A] times cause I love you, man.
[F] I like tie-dye tees or just plain white [A] tees.
I like hands that's cut.
I like words like [F] fuck.
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut [A] out.
Now paper cuts on my balls because [D] your dick's in my [F] jaw.
And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a [A] day.
And now I'm bitter cause you don't even reply with a [F] hey.
And my boy think I'm gay cause I play VCR [A] and my car run [F] alone.
Speakers waking up later.
Alright, my nigga, calm down.
It's getting [Am] weird to just pick [E] so I can [F] get on Colossus.
I'm driving slow as molasses.
No, nigga, I see you're loving my shit.
[A] And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my dick.
[Am] But I'm not [F] gay so it's awkward.
I'm grouchy like [F#m] Oscar after spilling some shit [C#] on his newest pair of bass [F] Dockers.
Yonkers and Yonkers.
Sick of hearing about [C#m] Yonkers.
[G] Grateful that it worked.
I attack and I conquer.
[F] Yeah, whatever, but I had a fucking blast at the concert.
[A] I was at the Boston one.
[C#m] I got a t-shirt from Sega.
[F] The one that say Sega Lockhart.
And when you came out to [A] sandwiches, that's when [C#m] my fucking boy crush got start.
[E] Just [D#] take this fucking [G] picture, man.
[F#] Shit.
[F] _