Chords for Comedy by George Younce - "Michael Jackson"

[Bb] _ You people are beautiful to sing to and I feel the love here
I would just turn around and look at Glenn a moment ago.
I have to think about something not so long ago
We were booked in Philadelphia and we didn't know exactly
_ Who it was for but when we got there
_ That it was a pretty good-sized church
But they didn't have any lobby and it was in a ghetto area
In fact, it was in a scary area wasn't it Glenn?
No, we was frightened
_ We were scared to death we really were and we pulled our bus up there and
We and we looked in the lobby.
In fact, all five of us couldn't get in the lobby
It was that small we couldn't set our records up in there.
So
_ We set our records up out on the sidewalk and our bus driver was going to watch him for us
And as we was as we was setting them up, I
Looked up the sidewalk and here come a little
Black boy, he must have been what seven eight years old man down that sidewalk on a bicycle
He was doing a hundred if he's doing anything
And when he got down there, he's seen all them records in that bus and he hit them brakes _
_ You know and turned around was looking back this way and Glenn had just walked on the bus and he looked at me and said
Who'd on the bus?
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Glenn had just walked on I said Michael Jackson _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ He's in my eyes got about that big he said have him poke his head out here _ _ _ So _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ The wind the wind the swings out the one that swings out and I knew Glenn had just got on I said
Hey Michael stick your head out here
Glenn Glenn pushed that window bang and stuck his head out and that little boy looked and said that ain't no Michael
That's an old white man
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ Well, they had to pick me up off that sidewalk ten minutes later, I I laid there and kick and squirm
I wore out a pair of britches just rolling around on that side
_ But that ain't no Michael.
That's an