Chords for Convoy

As clouds covered the sun, [A] life wasn't much fun.
[Em] _ I was on a real [A] trip.
_ [Em] _
All the ruck shops attacked [A] because the truckers was on strike.
[Em] There was many blowfly records [A] being shipped. _
_ [Em] I was all set behind the desk.
[Am] Some ho played with his hair [Em] on his chest.
_ _ Slowly played [Am] with his beard. _
[Em] He said, listen you motherfucking freak, we [Am] gotta get some records on this freak.
_ [Em] _ Strike, I've [Am] always feared. _
[Em] I got up from where I was sitting.
[Am] I said, you've got to be [C]
bullshitting.
[Em] _ Is this the real [Am] McCoy? _ _
[Em] I knew the thinking time was gonna fuck us.
[Am] So I got together with some of my truckers [Em] and I rang Low Fly's [Am] convoy.
Yeah.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ [B] You [Em] was on the line.
_ _ [Am] I'm going five yards.
[C] _
_ [Em] I'll miss you, Flaco, one [Am] time.
I can tell you what to put [Em] down.
Flaco, Flaco, Flaco, where you [Am] smelly little boy?
[C] _
_ [Gm] This is the real McCoy.
[C] _ _ _
[Dm] Come on and join Low Fly's convoy.
[C] _ _ _
_ [Gm] Raise your foot high.
[C] _ _ _
[Gm] Come on and join Low Fly's convoy.
[C] _ _ [A#] _
[Em] Yeah.
_ _ _ [Am] _ [C] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] Convoy.
[C] _
[Em] In a London, no time, we were up the [Am] state line, stopping only [C] for fuel and gas.
[Em] At one of the truck stops, I ran [Am] making a shot, spreading [C] the kick out of our ass.
[Em] He was big and mean and mean and [Am] big and had [C] baby Huey rigged across his chest.
[Em] He weighed 4'45 and man [Am] alive, his white ass [C] was really a mess.
[Em] He walked over to me and scolded [Am] me and said, ain't you [C] boys supposed to be on [Em] strike?
I said, I'm calling them niggers.
Some [Am] of you niggers.
As he slammed me across the back.
[Em] I got up out of [G] my chair and grabbed [Am] him by the ear and ran my finger in his [Em] motherfucking eye.
One hand on his butt, I ran [Am] my knee in his nut.
I got that shit drained from between [Em] his eyes.
_ Yeah.
[B] Teach him to fuck with Blowfly.
[Em] And when I was stoned, I said [Am] I got to be moving on.
[Dm] This is the real McCoy.
[C] _ _
Come [Gm] on and join Low Fly's [C] convoy. _ _
_ _ [Gm] Raise your foot high.
[C] _ _ _
[Gm] Come on and join Low Fly's convoy.
_ [C#m] Convoy.
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] I'm gonna give this here boy for one [Em] night.
He is tight as [Am] a cord, baby's ass won't come out.
[Em] _ _ _ [Am] Yeah. _ _
[Em] _ Convoy.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _
[Em] Rick New York City.
Thanks for the [Am] shit.
There wasn't no records on this.
[Em] But their eyes caught fire when they saw [Am] Blowfly.
They said, hooray for [C] the king of [Em] the_
I invited the young girls to my weird [E] world and all of the motherfucking guys [Em] followed.
All of the sickos played my [Am] recommended discos and all of the bitches began to [Bm] holler.
On floodways and byways [Am] and highways and airways, [Em] Blowfly was all you could hear.
_ [Am] The Disney thing is the whole unit [Gm] saying_
This is the real McCoy.
[C] _ _ _
[Gm] Come on and join Low Fly's convoy.
[C] _ _ _
_ Raise your foot high. _ _ _
[Dm] Come on and join Low Fly's convoy.
[D] _ Convoy.
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] Gonna lay it on a line.
I sure would like to rap for you a [A] minute. _ _
_ [Em] All the way up here, you've been [B] acting like [A] some fucking queer.
And when I get my [Em] hands on your ass, I'm gonna bury my feet in [A] it. _ _
_ [Em] This is breaker one [A] nine and I'm gonna be real fine.
[Em] _ _ Every motherfucking [A] thing you say wasn't _ [Em] _ trying to [A] harm you.
And I would just like to warn you.
[Em] _ Did you [A] know that I was gay?
[Em] _ _ A.
[Am] Yes.
B.
Faster.
[Em] C.
I'm not.
[Am] _ D.
[Em] Dickhead.
E.
E.
[Am] L. _
[Em] _ G. [G] H.
Hick plus.
[Em] H.
[C]
R.
[Em] Dick.
_ And of course.
[Am] [C] J.
[Em] Juicy cunt.
J.
[F#] Kiss my ass.
M.
[C]
Long dick.
[Em] M.
My long [Am] dick.
O.
[Em] Oversize.
P.
Rig.
[Am] Q.
Quick nut.
R.
Rectum.
S.
[C]
Sissy.
[Em] P.
Bird.
_ [Am] U.
[Em] Unicorn.
V.
Very good pussy.
[Am] W.
[Em] Wild motherfucker.
X.
Excellent piece of ass.
[Am] Y.
Your big pussy.
Z.
Zombie.
[Am] _ _ _ [Em] _
Yeah, what you want, [A] motherfucker?
_ _ _ [E] _
How should I know your motherfucking name?
_ [B] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] You written any fucking hit tune?
[B] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] Your motherfucking ass.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're another goddamn liar.
[Em] You want me to kick your motherfucking ass?
Anyway, [A] you think you big shit, don't you?
I am big shit.
You got a fucking [E] record.
I'm the fucking star.
[Em] You think you real hot shit.
You [Bm] ain't shit, motherfucker.
_ [Em]
You ain't.
You ain't. You ain't.
Watch your fucking [Am] mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth.
I don't [Em] play that shit.
Which letter did you forget?
I said [Am] all my fucking letters.
_ [Em]
Don't call me no motherfucking liar.
You forgot N.
[B] I meant to forget [Em] that shit.
Oh, now you're trying to tell me you left and you forgot N.
[Am] I know what I forgot N.
I know what I [Em] forgot N.
Did I forget N?
_ Okay, that's what [B] you feel about it.
[Em] Fuck you, then.
Fuck you.
Our [G] relationship is a star.
Long time [C] with Junior.
Up [Em] your fucking ass.
You can get your own ass and act like a goose.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
This man can't even record for that motherfucker.
Hey Freddy.
[C] I don't want this motherfucker on my [Em] station no more.
Motherfucker's playing up to me.
Don't give a fuck who he is.
[C] And Terry [Em] Henry is a crap Swedish.
A blowfly has to go for [Am] this motherfucker.
_ _ [Em] Uh oh.
I couldn't record this motherfucker fucking with me, come on.
He's [C] playing up to me.
[Em] Better come on and drop my con boys.
[Am] This is the real McCoy.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _