Priceless Antique Pistol Shoots Startled Owner Chords by Corb Lund

_ _ [D] _ _ Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo, yodel-oh [C]-hoo
[D] Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel-oh [D]-hoo, _ _ yodel-oh [C]-hoo, [D] yodel-oh-hoo, yodel [C]-oh [D]-hoo
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] Inspect _ _
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[G] _ [D] _ _ _ _ the silver [C] _ inlay and [D] the finely engraved [C] steel
_ _ _ [D] Rich carved ivory [C] grips with [D] checkered lines that you [C] can feel
_ _ [G] You'll [D] find it [C] premature to call [D] the caliber [C] obsolete
_ _ [G] Where olden time [F] design and [C] modern _ _ [D] treacherousness meet
_ It's a curio [C] that slipped between [D] our current laws [C] as read
_ _ _ [D] Priceless as [C] an artifact [D] but leaves you [C] just dead
_ _ [D] _ Craftsmanship [C] like this is not [D] displayed much [C] anymore
_ And [G] there ain't too many [F] _ gangsters shooting [C] Russian _ [D] 44
_ _ Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo, yodel [C]-oh-hoo
[Bm] Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo
_ To think a learned [C] _ _ chronicler [D] like you would be
[C] _ Whose _ [D] eye for [C] detail failed to see [D] him reaching for [C] your gun
_ [D] Well you must be [C] the first in ninety [D] years to meet [C] his dead
_ _ [G] By way of [F] antique _ archaic [C] black powder _ [D] pistol's breath _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ [G] _ [D] _ Despite your recent [C] _ injuries [Em] you [D] must admit [C] that still
_ _ [D] It remains [C] an elegant [D] and stylish way [C] to kill
_ _ [D] Yes, despite [C] my _ injuries, [D] good sir, I cannot [C] lie
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It remains [F] an elegant [C] and stylish way [D] to die
_ Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo, yodel [C]-oh-hoo
[D] Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo
Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel [D]-oh-hoo, yodel [C]-oh-hoo
[D] Yodel-ay, yodel [C]-oh-hoo, yodel-oh [D]-hoo Thank you.
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