Chords for Corner Grocery Store

You know what?
There was once a very weird store,
_ _ a very strange store that stood on the corner, _ _
_ and all kinds of things happened in it. _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[G] There was cheese, cheese walking on its knees
in [D] the store, in [G] the store.
There was cheese, cheese walking on its knees
in the [E] corner grocery [G] store.
Well, there were plums, plums twiddling their thumbs
[D] in the store, _ [G] in the store.
There were plums, plums twiddling their thumbs
[D] in the corner grocery [G] store.
_ _ My eyes are dim, I [C] cannot see.
I [A] have not brought [Dm] my specks [D] with me.
I [G] have not [C] brought [Am] _
my [D] specks with [G] _ me.
Oh, it sounds like a choir in here. _ _
_ There was corn, corn blowing on a horn
[D] in the store, [G] in the store.
Singing, there was corn, corn blowing on the horn
[D] in the corner grocery [G] store.
_ _ There were, _ _ there were beans, beans trying on some jeans
in [D] the store, [G] in the store.
There were beans, beans trying on some jeans
in the [D] corner grocery [G] store.
Let's hear that choir.
_ My eyes are dim, I [C] cannot see.
[A] I have not brought [D] my specks with me.
[G] I have not _ [C] brought _
[Am] my [D] specks _ with [G] _
me. _ _ _ _ _
There were flies, flies baking apple pies
[D] in the store, _ [G] in the store.
There were flies, flies baking apple pies
in [D] the corner [G] grocery store. _
There were rats, rats, biggest baseball bats in the [D] store,
[G] in the store.
There were rats, rats, biggest baseball bats
in the [D] corner grocery store.
Once again.
My eyes are dim, I [C]
cannot see.
I [A] have not brought my specks with me.
[G] I have _ [C] not brought [Am] _
my specks _ with [G] _
me.
And there was more, more just inside the door
in the [D] store, _ [G] in the store.
There was more, more just inside the door
in the [D] corner [E]