Chords for Cousin Strawberry Scenes, Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke

_ Who lives here, man?
That's my cousin Strawberry, man.
He's probably got some dope, man.
He's always got the best smoke.
I hope so.
Yeah, well, he's cool.
The only thing is, he's a little weird.
You know, like, he went over to Vietnam, man, and he came back all weirded out, you know?
Yeah, well, that Nam Grass will do it to you, man.
Yeah.
That stuff will lay you out, man.
He's really weird, man.
That's where lots of war.
Whatever you do, don't say nothing about his birthmark there, man, because he flips out.
Hey, I ain't gonna talk about nobody's birthmark.
Yeah, don't look at it either.
_ Come on.
[N] You sure it's a birthmark, man?
Because sometimes that Nam Grass will do [Gm] weird things to your face, too, you know? _
_ _ _ It's me, Pedro, man.
[B]
Pedro's not here.
_ No, I'm Pedro, man.
Open up.
What's the matter, man?
I don't know.
Somebody's messing around in there, man. _ _
_ Come on, it's open, man. _ _ _ _
Hey, Strawberry!
Strawberry, it's _ _ _ not_
Hey, it's a bird, man.
A bird was answering the door.
_ _ What a trip.
Hey, fella. _
_ Hey, Strawberry!
_ Wanna get high?
Wanna get high?
[E] _ What kind of [B] party here, man?
Wanna get high?
Hey, come here.
Hey, _ _ _ _ want something to eat, man?
I got some pizza. _
Strawberry?
_ [B] Strawberry? _ _ _ _
_ _ Hey, Strawberry! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh, Strawberry.
_ Hey, what's happening, man?
_ How you doing? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah, right, Pedro, man.
_ This is my friend.
_ _ _ _ Hey, how you doing, man?
I'm doing. _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, yeah, well, we were stopping by to see if we could score some smoke, man.
We've been all over the neighborhood, and nobody's gotten none.
So we were wondering if we could score some smoke from you, man.
Smoke?
Yeah, smoke.
You want some smoke?
Yeah, I'll get you some smoke, man.
All right.
I _ told you, man, we could.
What you looking at, man? _
Oh, nothing.
_ I wasn't looking.
I was just_
I wasn't looking at his neck, man.
Your friend better stay here, because we're going to go see some people, man.
_ And they don't like strange dudes. _
_ They don't fuck around.
Well, I'll stay here.
Yeah.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ _ _ Ah, _ _ _
_ [G] _ look at [Db] that, man.
The great outdoors!
Huh?
Yeah, great outdoors.
Yeah.
_ [D] _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ Hey, [D] Mars.
What?
Hey, Mars.
[B] Get me up past that last hut there, and jet [Eb] us some in to the paddies.
[Db] What are you talking about, paddies, man?
[B] There ain't no paddies.
They're just Chicanos, [C] man.
What are you talking about?
You struck that line, [D] Chadwick Bruns.
_ [Ab]
If you deploy [C] a little recon, you'd see that Charlie [A] has us surrounded.
Charlie?
_ What the_
Oh, man, it's a cop!
Strupper, they're on your [B] pad, man.
They're going to bust your pad!
[Ab] Hey, Strupper!
Man, you flipped on one of your [Db] Vietnam trips, man.
Hey, hold on to your thing, man!
Look, you take the point.
I'll take the rear.
If you need air, call it [E] in.
Over your head!
_ It's going low! _ _
Oh, shit!
_ _ _ It's going low, [C] man!
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [N] _ _
_ Fuck. Fuck. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
You have the right to remain silent if you [Cm] refuse this.
_ Yeah, man.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ _ Sweet! _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ Ah, _ _ _ [G] _
man, the town's dry.
There ain't no [E] dope nowhere, man.
I got a good peek.