Chords for Crash Test Dummies - How Does A Duck Know? (Official Audio)

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How does a [C] dog know what directions [F] of this? _
_ _ _ _ How to tell his [C] wife all they've [F] got?
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He's _ [D] got a chicken's [A] head off,
_ [D] and with the thorn [E] running _ [D] in his ribcage. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ Everything [E] seems planned out,
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everything [E] seems nicely planned [D] out.
Which one [A] race comes make your [E] face? _ _
[F] How come all my body [C] parts so nicely fit [F] together? _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] All my limbs do [C] their jobs, no help [F] from me.
_ [Bb] No, _
_ _ [D] person's on the spider's [A] leg,
so _ [D] _
why'd you keep on [E] moving? _ _
[D] Stitch in, _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ everything [E] seems planned out,
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everything [E] seems nicely planned [D] out.
Which human [A] race comes make your [E] face? _ _ _
[Bb] _ Stains on the [C]
house, [F] yeah. _ _ _
It's raining, raining,
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[Fm] _ smoke and [C] smoke and smoke,
and curse _ [F] everybody's spit out. _
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All night long I [C] grind my teeth,
and I wake up when [F] I wake up.
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_ _ [D] _ Put me in a [A] _ nightclub,
_ [D] and I wake up [E] hungry, then. _
[D] Twitch in, _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ everything [E] seems planned out,
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everything [E] seems nicely planned [D] out.
Which human [A] race comes make your [E] face? _ _ _
[D] _ You might be [A] dead,
but I'll kick your [E] head. _ _ _
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