Chords for Crazy 'Bout an Automobile (Remastered Version)

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_ Man, I'm gonna tell you my story.
Go on, tell him about it.
Just what I've been doing.
_ What you been doing, bro?
Well, you know, I used to be particular about the women that I picked.
Ha ha.
Yeah, they used to be tender, lean, and tall.
That's all.
Ooooooh, shit.
_ But the way things has been going, I take a block knee and four-legged.
What?
I don't even take them balls.
Oh, no, man.
[Ebm] I'll tell you why.
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Please tell me why.
Every woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
Every woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
[Bb] And here I am [Cm] standing with [Bb] nothing but rubber heels.
[Eb] Hey, hey.
Every woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
[Ab] Whoa.
_ Crazy [Eb] about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
[Bb] And here I am standing with nothing but [Eb] rubber heels.
Now look here.
Let's say walking women home is a thing of the past.
Women wants to ride and ride around in class.
Some like Cadillacs, boys.
Some like Poles.
And some like anything as long as it [Ab] rolls.
_ [Eb] Crazy about an automobile. _
_ [Bb] And here I am standing with nothing but [Eb] rubber heels.
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_ Every woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
_ Well, every woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
[Ab] Every woman I know is [Eb] crazy about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
[Bb] And here I am standing with nothing but [Eb] rubber heels.
One more thing I want to tell you.
Say riding in love just can't be beat.
And your woman in your own front seat.
Now she [D] can play with your keys, shift your [Eb] gears,
turn on your radio just loud enough to hear.
Now she can turn up and flip on your friend.
And then you start [Bbm] rolling just as fast as you [Ab] can.
_ [Eb] Crazy about an automobile.
All right.
[Bb] And here I am [Cm] standing with [Bb] nothing but [Eb] rubber heels.
Well, [Ab] every [Eb] woman I know is crazy about an automobile.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
[Bb] And here I am [Cm] standing with [Bb] nothing but [Eb] rubber heels.
_ _ _ Man, when I get some money, I just got to get me some kind of automobile.
[Ab] _ [Eb] You don't seem like the women in this town.
Just don't pay no attention [Bb] to you unless you're driving.
Choo-choo-doo-doo-doo.
Hey, [Eb] _
_ look at that big, fine Buick over there.
Ooh, I like that one.
[Ab] [Eb] Hey, now, it looks like someone left the keys in there.
Come on, let's take a ride.
[Bb] _ [Cm] Ooh, [Bb] nothing but [Eb] rubber heels. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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