Chords for Crazy Easter Bunny Song - Happy Easter April Fools!

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am the [F] bunny who hides your eggs and leaves you the [C] sweetest treats.
_ But it's 2018 so I [F] have to be mean, cause it's [C] April fools you teets.
[F] So with big long ears and my little pink nose I'll be hopping [G] down your streets.
But the [Dm]
only thing [E] I ask for is a little [C] privacy. _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't fucking look at me!
This is gonna be fun. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Kristen gets _ nachos, Mark gets twine, silly Angie gets a parking fine. _
_ Cory puts it on his skin, or he gets the [Am] hose again.
Chell gets a purple [D] bovine.
That's because you're all on the naughty [F] list.
No you're [Bm] not cool with me, [C] just [Dm] kidding.
Just as long [Em] as you [E] give me a [G] little [C] privacy. _ _
Oh you wanna hug?
Come here.
I'll hug you with my fucking teeth!
_ I'll color your candies with crushed up [Dm] bugs, although that's not really far from [C] the truth.
And you know you [D] want some chocolate from the Easter bunny.
Here's a big fat chocolate Easter [C] bunny poop.
[F] You know it's April fools [Dm] so just play it cool and don't take it over your [Em] head.
Because [Dm] if you do [C] then I'll make you_
Mother _ fucking dead!
I'm gonna rip out your fucking eyes and pull them out your fart box, ya fuck!
_ I hope you have a [Am] great time on Easter day [C] this year.
_ _ April fools is pretty cool, to that I'll drink a beer.
_ [F] So cheers to jokes and angry folks, I hope you have [G] a blast.
So [Dm] have a [C] happy _ [E] holiday and kiss my [C] furry ass.
[Dm] Yes have a [C] happy holiday.
This is the only fucking day I have fun!
[E] _ [Dm] Yes have a [C] happy holiday.
_ I'm gonna shit on fucking everything!
_ [Dm] Yes have a [C] happy _ holiday [E] and kiss my furry_ You motherfucker! _ _ _ _ _
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