Chords for Crazy Eddie Lopez-Who Shot da Kala

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_ I woke up one morning [Am] and the weather was clear, [D] the wind [A] variable [Bb] and the water [F] were clear.
I grabbed my [Am] grinder and a sharpen up a spear.
[Dm] I'm looking for [Bb] the rest of [F] my gear, where my tub is, [Am] where my pens.
[Dm] Hurry up we're going where [Bb] we never [F] been.
I pulled up and my friends [Am] said you're shocked that we're here.
[Dm] I said that's okay cause [Bb] just don't show no [C] fear.
Now you take the left [Dm] and I'll take the right.
[Bb] We dive in the day we [C] don't need no [Am] flashlight.
[F] So grab your [Am] float and your slinker and your mask.
[Dm] Get out [A] of the river [Bb] we not catching [F] bats.
Who shot the collar?
[Am] Throw them on the fire.
[Dm] Who stopped the moin?
[Bb] Bust [F] out the port.
Who got the oohoo?
[Am] Steam them with the coo.
[Dm] Who popped the taco?
[Bb] [D] Give them to Kako.
[F] Where we swim over the [Am] reef where we know no more big breaks.
[Dm] We like the ocean [F] and it's looking like a lake.
_ Stringer is [Am] filled and the bag is full.
[D] The landlord [Dm] coming [G] brother just [F] not one pull.
We get [Am] to the shore and what do we see?
The game warden popping [Bb] right next [F] to me.
We walk up to the car [Am] and he pull out his ruler.
[Dm] He said hey brother [Bb] can I see [C] inside your cooler?
He look inside and he [Am] blow his mind.
He [Bb] said you guys dive good I [C] can't believe you won't find.
[F] Where we get to here [E] and we look at each [Dm] other.
We said hey bro [Bb] you can't have that big [F] bugger.
Take the man potty [Am] throw him on the hee botty.
[Dm] Unhook the [Bb] puppy.
I called with my [F] real.
Becky _ [Am] Moana, Nenui [Dm] Manini.
Dr.
M [Bb] bought a crab [F] sashimi.
Where we drive with the car [Am] but we always leave beer.
[Dm] We stop at the store [F] pick up ice and beer.
Bonk, rind and chips.
So that for the kids.
[A] I [Dm] stop at the butcher [Bb] and I pick up the rest.
[F] I pull up in the yard [Am] when old Hannah stay.
[Dm] I yell from the window [Bb] put the gangans away.
[C] The dogs stop barking [Dm] and the chickens stop crowing.
[Bb] Put the rice on [C] honey then you get the fire going.
[F] All the neighbors over [Am] to the party's just started.
[Dm] Local style living [Bb] is the only way I like it.
[F] No get funny with my Lani.
[Am] Like my cousin Johnny [Dm] never tied on the soles.
[Bb] Yellow belly holy [F] holy.
Mogi [Am] okole.
Huki huki limu koho.
[Dm] Watch us pull the slippy [G] rock.
You hit your head [F] no.
Surround the akule.
[Am] Kinaka opala pupule.
[Dm] Uku aki maki [Bb] maki.
Shrimp and [F] garlic.
Squid and [Am] marlet.
Stuffed with Chinese sausage.
[Dm] Uno veo veo.
[Bb] My my's a [F] paleo.
Who shot the color?
[Am] Throw him on the fire.
[D] Who stopped the boy?
[Bb] Passed out the [F] boy.
Who got the ooh?
[Am] Sleep on with the cool.
[Dm] Who fucked the taco?
[Bb] Give a few [F] tacos.
Take the man's body.
[Am] Throw him on the e-batty.
[Dm] Unhook the puppy.
[Bb] Yo, I caught [F] with my reel.
Bet him [Am] do what I need to with my [Dm] nanny.
That's the aim for [Bb] the craft machine.
[F] No get funny with my Lani.
[Am] Like my cousin Johnny [Dm] never tied on the soles.
[Bb] Yellow belly [F] holy holy.
Mogi [Am] okole.
Huki huki limu [Dm] koho.
Watch out for the sleepy [D] rocky.
Hit your head low [F] low.
Around the akule.
[Am] Not the opala _ [Dm] fufule.
Uku aki maki [Bb] maki.
Shrimp and [F] garlic.
Squid and [Am] marlet.
Stuffed with Chinese sausage.
[Dm] Uno veo veo.
[Bb] My my's a [C] paleo.
And the dogs keep barking.
[Dm] And the chickens keep crowing.
[Bb] Put some more rice on, hun.
[C] Can you get that fire going?
[F] Call the neighbors over.
Say the [Dm] party's just started.
Local style living [Bb] is the only [D] way I like it.
Call the [F] neighbors.
[Am] Say the party's just begun.
[Dm] There's lots of food and joy.
[F] Enough for everyone.
It was a good day for fishing.
[Am] All the schools was on the run.
[Dm] My skin is red and burned [Bb] from being in the sun.
Everybody [Am] know Kauai style living is the bomb.
[Dm] Is the bomb.
Is the bomb.
[Bb] Kauai living is [F] the bomb.
Is the bomb.
Is the bomb.
[Am] Kauai living is the [Dm] bomb.
The bomb.
The bomb.
[G] Kauai living is the bomb.
[F] Local style living [Am] is the only way I like [Dm] it.
Local style living [G] is the only way I like [F] it.
Local style living [Am] is the only way I like it.
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