Chords for Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah (Extended) - Reckless Kelly

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_ [Em] _ [C] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I woke up one morning she was gone [Em] And [C] I know that she loved me and said,
Dear John, it's goodbye, [G] fuck her, I'm gone She was a hung up mad girl
Raising her day in the world [Em] I was a [C] walking rocker, she was more than
a girl We couldn't see [G] each other, we were just
so low And now I'm double fisted now, there's a
great crazy [A] story that I never did know But you're late enough _ _ _ _ _
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I pulled [C] [G] myself in my car And I drove it all damn deep, far
But I better wasn't living here, cause I am in the stars
So I went to the Horseshoe Walmart Where a bouncer threw me out of check
And I didn't know what to do So I picked up a phone and I called, guess
who?
The call probably wouldn't have been through
[Em] And now [C] I'm wishing for some [G] drugs, it was trying to get to me
But I never did know what I'm doing
John, _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ have a good time, hit it loud and slow, come on _ _ _ _ _
Excellent, [Em] that's what we want to [C] hear
I want to thank y'all [D] for coming out tonight, we really appreciate [G]
it
I want to take this opportunity right now to introduce the band to you real quick _
_ [Em] [G] Starting down here on the end, [D] the [G] Oklahoma boy from Bartlesville, Oklahoma y'all
The El Diablo, the Angry Enchilada, the Hispanic [Em] Titanic, [G] the Mexican Q Center
Ladies and gentlemen, [D] David Abed on the lead [G] guitar
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_ [Em] _ [C] _ [G] Standing right [D] next to him on my right, [G] your left as you face the radio dial
On the mandolin, the harmonica, the filt, the trombone, the saxophone, [Em] the [C] slide trombone
[G] The inner tube, the harmonium, the piano, the salsophone, the xylophone, and occasionally the banjo
The most personal thing to come out of Idaho since the [Em] potato, my older [G] brother, Coney Brown
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The _ _ _ _ _ black hero on the drums is the [G] loudest member of the [C] band, giving a new voice
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This hometown has [A] wielded such celebrities as [G] Oksana Bayou and the guy who invented the Phillips head screwdriver
[Em] From [C] Simsbury, Connecticut, [G] y'all give it up for Jay Naz [D] on the drums _ _
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_ [Em] _ [C] _ [G] And over here last, but most certainly not least, _ _ the tallest member of the band playing the lowest instrument
The only [Em] [C] native Texas in [G] the band, from Columbus, Texas, y'all give it up, Jimmy Jam, McFeely _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] My name's Willie Braun, I'm standing right at home
We're called Reckless Kelly and we're from Austin, Texas
[Em] _ [G] _ _ [D] Now before we finish this [G] tune, we're gonna ask y'all one last favor
Do you guys know the words to this song? _ _ _
_ [Em] [C] I'll tell you what, if you [G] wouldn't mind, be [D] so kind as to go ahead and sing [G] along with this last verse
If you know the words, if you don't know them, just steal them off your neighbor
Or clap your hands, stomp your feet, whatever you gotta do
[E] But use your big [G] outdoor voices, y'all, it goes like this
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[G] We're a gang and _ _ _ _ _
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a thug
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_ [Em] [C] shot a bullet [G] off of a snowy Tuesday
I bought a shot on a Smith Bay
I'm fine, I'm on the East End of the Bay
I'm a [D] holler, but I never get [G] enough of Jody
I'm [C] probably out of service, but I [D] never get enough of Jody
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[E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ Yeah, _ I'm feeling like a chip [D] left with no guacamole
And I never get enough of Jody
[G] _ Thank _ [G] _ _
_ y'all so much, you guys have been great
We'll see you around
Good night!
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ Thank y'all _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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