Chords for Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah (Live)

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I woke [C] up the morning [G] she was gone [Em] And I know a [C] passionate old [G] bitch said,
I'm a convicted child, it's a goodbye [D] fucker [G] on the job
She was a hung [C] up [G] mad nerd, _ lazy [C] to [G] get my work I [Em] was a want [C] me right as [G] she was moaning
her, we couldn't [D] sleep just [G] alone And [Em] now I'm devil [C] fisting out [G] this great
[A] crazy story, [D] but I'm never getting [G] over the jelly _
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fed up with [C] myself [G] and the car And I threw it [C] all down [G] to the fire
But [Em] I better wasn't [C] living here [G] cause I am near the stars
So I went [D] to the Horsey [G] Walmart _ Where a [C] bouncer threw me [G] out a chair
And I didn't [C] know [G] what to do [Em] So I picked [C] up a plow [G] and a car, guess who?
Car, [D] plow, and a road, [G] and a food And [Em] now I'm wishing [C] for some drugs, [G] I'm
distracted and so am I, but I'm never [D] getting [G] over the jelly _ _
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_ Did y'all have a good time here tonight so far?
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_ _ _ _ Excellent, that's what we [Em] want to hear.
[C] _ _ [G] I want to thank y'all for coming [D] out tonight, we really appreciate [G] it. _ _ _
_ I want to take this opportunity right now to introduce the band to you real quick. _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ [C] Starting down here on the end, _
[G] _ [D] the Oklahoma [G] boy from Bartlesville, Oklahoma y'all.
_ The El Diablo, _ the Angry [C] Enchilada, [G] the Hispanic [Em] Titanic, _ [G] the Mexicuser, ladies and gentlemen,
[D] David Obedo on the lead guitar. _ _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] Standing right next to him on my right, your left as you face the radio dial.
On _ _ the mandolin, the harmonica, the fiddle, the trombone, the saxophone, [Em] the slide [C] trombone,
[G] the intertube, the harmonio, the piano, _ _ the salsophone, _ the xylophone, and occasionally the banjo. _
The most versatile thing to come out of Idaho since the potato, [Em] my older [G] brother, Cody Brown y'all. _ _
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_ _ _ Back here on the drums is the loudest [Em] member of the beat [C] band, [Gm] even the B-4's.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ This hometown has [A] wielded such celebrities as Oksana [G] Bayou and the guy who invented the
Phillips head screwdriver. _
[Em] From Simsbury, [C] Connecticut, y'all [G] give it up for Jay Naz on the [D] drum.
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[Em] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ And over here last, but most [D] certainly not least, [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ the tallest member of the band playing
the lowest instrument, _ _ _ _ [Em] the only native [C] Texas in the band, [G] from Congress, Texas y'all,
give it up, Jimmy Jam, Nick Feeley. Yeah! _
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[D] _ _ _ [G] Well my name's Willie Brown, I'm from Stanley, Idaho. _ _ _
We're called Reckless Cali, I'm from Austin, Texas. _
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[D] Now before we finish this one, [G] I'm gonna ask y'all one last favor.
_ You guys know the words to this song? _
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[Em] I'll tell [C] you what, if you wouldn't [G] mind, if you'd be so [D] kind as to go ahead and sing
along with this last verse, if you know the words.
If you don't know them, just steal them off your neighbor, or clap your hands, stomp your
feet, whatever you gotta do.
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