Squidward Nose Chords by Cupcakke
Tempo:
138.9 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
Bm
A
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E]
[A] [B]
[A] [B]
[E]
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
My eyelash blew off When I saw that dick was too soft
Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost
It in my zone, I'm in second at home He knowin' just what I'm on
I'm posted up like Malone Get so much neck it's grown
That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick it's gold
He searchin' for it on Chrome
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
[B] His dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
This pussy how your nigga leavin' you hurt Make him step out on you like phones ringin'
at church At the Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it views from the 6 when he lookin' up my skirt
Roses [D] are [B] red Violets are [A] blue
All [Bm] about the head like I'm in [E] beauty school
I said roses are red Might turn your balls [Am] blue
Cause if it ain't [Bm] enough spit Then my snot comin' through
[E] Sex occasion Nipples like raisins
I black out on that dick but my cum is Caucasian Told me to face it went down like the basement
donut In my hole I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
So can I wear your cum and split your lip gloss?
Make you rub that dick like I'm the big boss Call me Serena back and forth with his boss
[Bm] His dick smaller than [E] my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [Bm] dick smaller than my toes I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
His dick smaller than
Dumb?
I'm a Geminat so that's really a threesome Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb
Big pussy it don't come with a cherry I got a bum
Yeah [Bm] daddy daddy yeah I like it like that I'm hittin' more [B] positions than Bray J.
[E] Hack
I'm ridin' on [Bm] your dick till your dick get a [A] cut I'm bout to lay your ass [B] down like a fuckin' doormat
[E] Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly Ready or no Kelly ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan you can smell me cause your breath kinda smelly
And my pussy always screamin' it's hot in here like Nelly
Fell up on that dick then I lick it up Po' kitty kitty but I'm rich as fuck
Magician with the titties told him pick a cup I got that pothole pussy yeah the dick was stuck
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I read [Bm] the RASC with verb [E] nose
His [B] dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick [B] smaller than my toes I read the RASC with verb [B] nose
[N]
[A] [B]
[A] [B]
[E]
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
My eyelash blew off When I saw that dick was too soft
Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost
It in my zone, I'm in second at home He knowin' just what I'm on
I'm posted up like Malone Get so much neck it's grown
That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick it's gold
He searchin' for it on Chrome
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
[B] His dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
This pussy how your nigga leavin' you hurt Make him step out on you like phones ringin'
at church At the Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it views from the 6 when he lookin' up my skirt
Roses [D] are [B] red Violets are [A] blue
All [Bm] about the head like I'm in [E] beauty school
I said roses are red Might turn your balls [Am] blue
Cause if it ain't [Bm] enough spit Then my snot comin' through
[E] Sex occasion Nipples like raisins
I black out on that dick but my cum is Caucasian Told me to face it went down like the basement
donut In my hole I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
So can I wear your cum and split your lip gloss?
Make you rub that dick like I'm the big boss Call me Serena back and forth with his boss
[Bm] His dick smaller than [E] my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [Bm] dick smaller than my toes I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
His dick smaller than
Dumb?
I'm a Geminat so that's really a threesome Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb
Big pussy it don't come with a cherry I got a bum
Yeah [Bm] daddy daddy yeah I like it like that I'm hittin' more [B] positions than Bray J.
[E] Hack
I'm ridin' on [Bm] your dick till your dick get a [A] cut I'm bout to lay your ass [B] down like a fuckin' doormat
[E] Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly Ready or no Kelly ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan you can smell me cause your breath kinda smelly
And my pussy always screamin' it's hot in here like Nelly
Fell up on that dick then I lick it up Po' kitty kitty but I'm rich as fuck
Magician with the titties told him pick a cup I got that pothole pussy yeah the dick was stuck
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I read [Bm] the RASC with verb [E] nose
His [B] dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick [B] smaller than my toes I read the RASC with verb [B] nose
[N]
Key:
E
B
Bm
A
F#
E
B
Bm
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
My eyelash blew off _ When I saw that dick was too soft _
Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost
It in my zone, I'm in second at home He knowin' just what I'm on
I'm posted up like Malone Get so much neck it's grown
That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick it's gold
He searchin' for it on Chrome
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
[B] His dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
This pussy how your nigga leavin' you hurt Make him step out on you like phones ringin'
at church At the Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it views from the 6 when he lookin' up my skirt
Roses [D] are [B] red Violets are [A] blue
All [Bm] about the head like I'm in [E] beauty school
I said roses are red Might turn your balls [Am] blue
Cause if it ain't [Bm] enough spit Then my snot comin' through
[E] Sex occasion Nipples like raisins
I black out on that dick but my cum is Caucasian Told me to face it went down like the basement
donut In my hole I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
So can I wear your cum and split your lip gloss?
Make you rub that dick like I'm the big boss Call me Serena back and forth with his boss
[Bm] His dick smaller than [E] my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [Bm] dick smaller than my toes I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
His dick smaller than
Dumb?
I'm a Geminat so that's really a threesome Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb
Big pussy it don't come with a cherry I got a bum
Yeah [Bm] daddy daddy yeah I like it like that I'm hittin' more [B] positions than Bray J.
[E] Hack
I'm ridin' on [Bm] your dick till your dick get a [A] cut I'm bout to lay your ass [B] down like a fuckin' doormat
[E] Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly Ready or no Kelly ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan you can smell me cause your breath kinda smelly
And my pussy always screamin' it's hot in here like Nelly
Fell up on that dick then I lick it up Po' kitty kitty but I'm rich as fuck
Magician with the titties told him pick a cup I got that pothole pussy yeah the dick was stuck
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I read [Bm] the RASC with verb [E] nose
His [B] dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick [B] smaller than my toes I read the RASC with verb [B] nose _
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_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
My eyelash blew off _ When I saw that dick was too soft _
Need a dick like Rick Ross Or Dora the Explorer get lost
It in my zone, I'm in second at home He knowin' just what I'm on
I'm posted up like Malone Get so much neck it's grown
That I should smell like cologne Swallow this dick it's gold
He searchin' for it on Chrome
His [F#] dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes I [Bm] rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
[B] His dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
This pussy how your nigga leavin' you hurt Make him step out on you like phones ringin'
at church At the Drake Hotel so you know we on dirt
Call it views from the 6 when he lookin' up my skirt
Roses [D] are [B] red Violets are [A] blue
All [Bm] about the head like I'm in [E] beauty school
I said roses are red Might turn your balls [Am] blue
Cause if it ain't [Bm] enough spit Then my snot comin' through
[E] Sex occasion Nipples like raisins
I black out on that dick but my cum is Caucasian Told me to face it went down like the basement
donut In my hole I do not want your glazin'
Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
So can I wear your cum and split your lip gloss?
Make you rub that dick like I'm the big boss Call me Serena back and forth with his boss
[Bm] His dick smaller than [E] my toes Yeah yeah [B] smaller than my [E] toes
His [Bm] dick smaller than my toes I rapped the raps with Burt [E] Knowles
His [B] dick smaller than my [A] toes Yeah [B] yeah smaller than my [E] toes
His dick smaller than
Dumb?
I'm a Geminat so that's really a threesome Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb
Big pussy it don't come with a cherry I got a bum
Yeah [Bm] daddy daddy yeah I like it like that I'm hittin' more [B] positions than Bray J.
[E] Hack
I'm ridin' on [Bm] your dick till your dick get a [A] cut I'm bout to lay your ass [B] down like a fuckin' doormat
[E] Peanut butter jelly all in my belly belly Ready or no Kelly ate his meat like a deli
Don't moan you can smell me cause your breath kinda smelly
And my pussy always screamin' it's hot in here like Nelly
Fell up on that dick then I lick it up Po' kitty kitty but I'm rich as fuck
Magician with the titties told him pick a cup I got that pothole pussy yeah the dick was stuck
[F#] His dick smaller than my toes Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes I read [Bm] the RASC with verb [E] nose
His [B] dick smaller than my [E] toes [Bm] Yeah yeah smaller than my toes
His dick [B] smaller than my toes I read the RASC with verb [B] nose _
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_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _